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Eijiro walked down the stairs, admiring his new house. He and his boyfriend recently moved in together. He enjoyed the homey feel of a house; it made him feel like he was part of a family.
He skipped into the kitchen, still deciding on whether to eat cereal or drink a protein shake for breakfast. He stopped dead in his tracks when he noticed the love of his life laying on the kitchen table.
Katsuki laid on his stomach, his limbs close to his body. He was fully awake and just seemed to be relaxing on their new, expensive table (straight up vibing on the kitchen counter). Still, he seemed to be on guard.
"Katsuki, honey?" Eijiro asked, gaining Katsuki's attention. He nodded to let Eijiro know he could continue. Eijiro sighed and put a hand on his forehead. "What are you doing on the table?" Katsuki seemed slightly annoyed by this question because he answered, each of his words becoming louder with each syllable.
"I live in this house. I sleep in this house. I pay rent in this house! I can be wherever the hell I wanna be-"
"Where is the spider?" Eijiro interrupted. He had his arms crossed as he leaned against the Kitchen doorway. Katsuki stopped and sort of smiled nervously.
"By the door," he said. Eijiro sighed and shook his head, a small smile creeping onto his face. "Can you get it baby?" Katsuki added.
"Sure," Eijiro chuckled. Katsuki gave somewhat of a grateful smile as he sat up on the table. Eijiro went to a cupboard and grabbed a glass. He put it down on the counter and left the kitchen. Katsuki stared at him with an eyebrow raised. Eijiro quickly came back with blank sheet of paper.
"What's the cup and paper for?" Katsuki asked, slightly confused.
"I'm going to capture it and put it outside," Eijiro stated plainly. He grabbed the glass and started walking to the front door. Katsuki jumped off the table and ran to Eijiro, clutching his shoulders and pulling him back.
"What, no!" he whisper-shouted, as if the spider could hear him, "It's just going to come back inside!" Eijiro rolled his eyes and smiled playfully.
"Katsuki," he laughed, "You're worrying too much."
"Shh, just kill it!"
"No, I'm not going too." Eijiro laughed again, "That's the easy way out, and manly people do not take the easy way out." Katsuki tch'ed.
"This isn't test of manliness, just kill the damn thing!" he growled.
"No."
"Fine," Katsuki sighed, "then I'll kill it!" A devilish smile crossed his lips. Eijiro was taken aback. He scrunched up his face in confusion.
"Weren't you just on the table trying to hide from it?" he asked.
"That was in the past!" Katsuki spat. Eijiro sighed.
"Yeah, the past thirty seconds ago!?" Despite Katsuki's wishes, Eijiro trapped the small, black spider under the glass cup. He slid the paper under the glass and captured the spider. He wasn't hesitant to throw it outside.
"Is it gone?" Katsuki asked, still right behind his boyfriend.
"Yes," Eijiro chuckled.
"Alright thanks," Katsuki sighed. He kissed Eijiro's neck and went back into the kitchen.
"Awe, you're welcome Katsu.." Eijiro cooed.
"Shut it nerd!"
Word Count: 536
it was short and kind of cutealso, i found this
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