Butter? Butter.

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Paula dean POV- BUTTER I LOVE BUTTER I WANT TO MARRY BUTTER SO I WILL THE WEDDING IS ON FEBRUARY 32 IN UTAH MY DRESS IS MADE OF FRIED CHICKEN WHOOOOOOOO BUTTER AT THE WEDDING WERE SERVING BUTTER WHOOOOOOOO EVERY NIGHT I RUB BUTTER ALL OVER ME THEN SLIDE ON THE FLOOR WHOOOOOOOOO I WANT BUTTER BABIES WHOOOOOOOOO.

IT IS NOW THE DAY OF THE WEDDING WHOOOOOOOO IM WEARING REEBOCKS WHOOOOOOOOO EVERYNIGHT I MAKE LOVE TO BUTTER WHOOOOOOOOO I NOW HAVE BUTTER BABIES WHOOOOOOO
I NOW SPEND MY DAY RIDING THINGS AND MAKING LOVE TO BUTTER WHOOOOOOOO

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