Emuh pearish POV: I was only 12 when I had my first baby I had it with my self bc I'm part pear. I live on a rice farm I enjoy it very much I made my rice into the shape of Obama face but there's only one girl for me, ohliveuh, she had bright red hair that looked like it was died with her period blood. Her eyes were as dark as her soul<3 she was da one for me. I first met ohliveuh at Comic-Con she was Jabba the Hutt and I was Luke Anus. it was love at first sight the way her fat lumps moved when she walked maybe it was the way she walked straight into my heart and stole it<3.
2 years later
Ohliveuh and I are happily married we have 8 kids their names are dick, pussy, dog, pear, vigina, katie, washing machine, @, and blanket. I know what you're thinking Katie is such a weird name why that name but you see we needed an uncommon and odd name. they're all .0000000001 seconds apart so it's cool my vagina is now more stretched than taylor swifts and ohliveuhs dick is bigger than a tower, I ain't talking bout Eiffels. I am now 14 years old and I live in flint, Michigan it's really safe and the kids go to a great school I feel really safe in flint<3
1 days later
I woke up screaming and panicked ohliveuh had turned into an egg so I cooked her and just kept chanting u r egg over and over. I guess I never loved her the true love of my life is 2008 Kevin Jonas:-) ohliveuh had a short life she died at the age of 100 and was turned into an egg and is now in my stomach lel she can fuck off that slice of cheese.
