Dylan O'bemyboyfriends POV: my bæ is only 13 and her name is Olivia. One night when me and her were getting eggy in the McDonalds play room we got stuck in the big tube while frickle fracking and so the McDonalds worker, Felicia, had to come get us unstuck she put more butter on us than Paula Deen does on food. We slid out like to slippery walruses. I went to E.R. And the tv show sex sent me to the E.R. Was taping me getting olivia peeled off of me she was flatter than a pancake once we got off she was flatter than taylor swift :-( we then went home and cooked eggs on sidewalks while taking about our love for traffic and taxes. then Dylan and Cole sprouse came and started throwing mushrooms at us riding on a luggage cart with mr. Mosby running behind them he steeped upon our egg so I wrote an erotic poem about the egg being squished. what hooligans they were I then got on my rip stick and started chasing them with my bees, And that's how I met your mother.
