"What the-? What did you do that for?!" I heard a voice, somewhat sounding as if it was spoken through a tunnel. I'm 87% positive it was Dean.
"Portability." A deep, gruff voice ripped through the cotton in my ears. I felt my body flop upside down and begin to move through air. Something was digging into my stomach and something else had wrapped around my legs. I couldn't be bothered, really.
"Well where the heck are you taking her? Cas you can't carry a lady like that! She'll puke or something." Almost sure that was Sam. I felt my body be turned right side up, still limp, and I was raised about a foot higher and held in a cradle. Still don't care, but maybe I won't be sore when I have to be concious again. I kinda like this lalaland though. No worries, be happy.
"I apologize Sam. Bring her down to the dungeon, we have to secure her." Supposed Cas, wow it sounds like it hurts when he talks, dang.
"What? Why? She's like, 125lb max and shes small, she cant do nuthin and Crowley's down there anyway. What gives?" Dean, most likely Dean. I felt myself stop moving. Aw, it's sweet he thinks I'm not fat. He is wrong, I love food dearly. I want pie now.
"Think Dean, she got in here, we don't know we're she came from. And you of all people should know to never underestimate a woman." Cas is kinda monotonous isn't he?
"She isn't even a woman, she's at the most Kevin's age and that's pushing it. I saw how she talked to me, she is terrified, probably just lost. We should help her."I heard a sound of protest somewhere near by, guess Kevin doesn't like being compared to a highschooler.
"Humor me Sam. If I'm wrong I will take her home myself, I feel something different about her, something strong." There was a pause in the conversation,
"Fine but if this is just a frikin crush and you don't know how to handle it then not only are you one heck of a pedo, but I get pie for a month!" Hm, pie. Me too Dean.
"It is not a 'crush', Dean. If you doubt me about this than why did it take four times the grace it took for me to cause an angel to be unconscious for an entire day, to make this girl sleep for an hour. It should've killed her." Cas sounds annoyed, I wonder who he's talking about. Who's alseep? I'm not. I could go for a snooze though.
"Let's go Sammy." I felt myself swaying forward again.
"......what's up with her hair?" Oh, there's kevin. Wow, I almost forgot about my hair. It seemed so important yesterday, oh well. Slim-Jim said we'd deal with it later. We kept walking, Mmmm....it's nice to be carried for a change. I think imma take a nap now.
[(/●-●)/°¤•☆°•¤•°☆•°¤°•the time skip of wizards]
"...oi, you can't expect me to stay quiet when you've brought this lovely little toy for me to play with." Was that a British accent I hear? I was coming to, and boy did I feel funny, all giggles and my head was fuzzy. Woo.
"Listen you SOB, you going to shut up while we talk to the girl, or I'm gonna-, what Sam?" Aha! That's Dean again, maybe he should cool it, he seems kinda riled up. Maybe the Cas guy, whoever that is, can give some of the Happy that he gave me, I haven felt this light in weeks.
"It's just, she's got a name Dean, okay? It's Sophie, she's a person, she's just a little girl. Someone's probably missing her and we have her chained to a chair next to the king of Hell. Doesn't feel right." Hmm, maybe Sam needs some Happy too, he seems so conflicted. Huh, that's a big word. Wait, did he say I was chained to a chair?
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