"Depression had hit me hard since my visit with the boys which was 3 days ago. And you guys should know what that means...
Coping mechanisms! And what is mine?
Alcohol!"
Tonight I had decided to dress up nice in a cute but fancy outfit, for I'm gonna go to a rich people bar.
I made sure to stuff a few stacks of money in my small black purse, just in case I need to pay my way in, or prove that I have riches.
I look at my make up in the mirror and admire my pretty reflection... My reason to go to a rich and fancy place for a drink is not only because of my bar being destroyed, but also because majority of the bars around are either strip clubs, owned by villains or filled with rapists. With a rich and fancy bar, the only annoying thing that could happen is a man trying to bribe me into going in the same bed as he. Plus, last night I had drunken all of my alcohol, so here I am. Ready to throw myself into the mix of wealthy snobs.
I huff and make my way to my garage and after careful considerations, I reckon that it'd be more settling if I take the Bentley. I enter the vehicle and inhale the familiar scent of leather. I start up the car and carefully drive to my required destination.
*Time skip
I've been drinking for at least a decent 40 minutes. Only requesting for whiskey, not even near hammered. A few men here and there would try to swoon me, but all fail to win my attention.
Shortly a rich man, obviously in his 70's due to the lack of hair on his head, approaches me with a big smile.
"Good evening, madam." He does a small bow to me, but I don't turn my head to him. 'Why acknowledge the weirdo?' I then notice from the corner of my eyes, him reaching out for my hand. Instantly I notice a wedding ring.
"Go away. Or else I'll get your wife." I mutter, not even in the mood.
He nervously chuckles and regains himself. "Urm. I was married. But she recently passed away..."
Before I could pitty him, I quickly inhale through my nostrils. My face shows nothing but disgust. "Liar." I say through gritted teeth and scull down another drink.
"Pardon?" He asks as I raise my hand for another whiskey.
I finally face the old man and show him my disgusted face. "Liar." I say a little clearly. I look behind him and see a lady that seems in her late 50's. She is fuming and is strutting this way. "Is that your wife?" I ask and point towards her.
The mans face drops as he turns. I can smell the fear and I go back to drinking, feeling amused at the events. When the lady stops in front of him, he immediately tries to save himself.
"Ah, my loving wife! I-I was just trying to... um... ah...." He trails off, not being able to find a lie to use.
"Hey." I try to get their attention, and succeeding. "Your husband just told me that you had recently passed away." I lean back, still feeling amused. In my defense, I did tell him to leave.
The wife wasn't pleased though. "Oh, did he?! It's not the first time to happen!" She glares him down and I cringe at the information. She swiftly removes her ring and throws it at his face before leaving and yelling, "We are getting divorced!!" He ex frantically follows after her and I laugh.
I turn around and continue to drink. The alcohol had hit me hard just 5 minutes later. But I don't stop, I didn't even mind that the cute bartender was trying to flirt with me. It felt nice to be talked to like this. It felt like an eternity since I felt this way.
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Disrespectful // Joker x OC
Fanfiction"Hip hop to the liquor store! Gonna get drunk on the floor! La la lala! Message for the kids!" Well, hello you. I see you've been staying up late and have miraculously found this story. Well if you're looking for drama, violence and dry humor. Then...