Kiss Of Fame | Larry Stylinson

29. Quack and Answer

Time went by fast yet again. Fans have been begging management to let Louis and Harry do a Q&A video together, so that's what they are doing today. Fans sent in questions, and they will cook while answering the questions.
The meal of the day: Chicken wrapped in Parma ham, stuffed with mozzarella with a side of homemade mashed potatoes.
"Welcome to the new cooking show named: Quack and Answer!" Harry starts the video.
"I hate that name," Louis says, and he frowns.
"Why?"
"It just is terrible."
"Give me a better name then."
"I don't know. Just nothing to do with fucking avocados.
"What's wrong with avocados?"
"Most overrated food ever."

"Why?" Harry asks again.
"If I post a picture of me holding a fucking avocado in it and tag it I will get millions of likes. Well, maybe not me, but those LA girls."
"I had no clue your hate for avocados was so big."
"You clearly don't know me then."
"Are you guys ready for the first question?" A crew member asks from behind the camera.
"Hit me with that first question," Harry says.
"How did you two meet?"
"Should we start cooking?" Louis asks.
"Probably," Harry replies.
"Okay, where to start?"
Harry just reads the recipe so Louis answers the question. "We met at a well-known party. I was there with me ex-girlfriend and hung out with 5SOS. When I came back to the boys Niall and Harry were there, and we had the weirdest introduction ever."

"You don't want to know how weird it was," Harry says as he is done with reading. He starts doing what it says.
"Yeah, Michael was creepily grinning at me as I came back, so I hid behind what I thought to be Ashton. That turned out to be Harry but I had my arms wrapped around him and shit. I let go as soon as I realized of course." Now Louis reads the recipe.
"And then I protected Lou from Michael and started to tickle him."
"Next question: Louis, how are you doing after all of this?"
"I am good now. Was a rough time, not going to lie. But people like Harry helped me a lot. Not gonna lie, feel bad for cheating, and people starting to hate on Eleanor about this. I was the person in the wrong but I learned so much by this. You know what I mean." He starts to help Harry.

"Harry, when will you be releasing new music?"
"I am working on songs now," Harry answers. "Here, do this." He quickly helps Louis. "But I don't know when I will drop a new album."
"Who of you two is the loudest?"
"Louis for sure," Harry answers quickly.
"True," Louis says.
"This isn't a question but people want to say that they are glad that Louis seems happier now."
"That's sweet to hear. Thanks guys."
"When will you two make music together."
Louis looks at Harry. "Should we record music together?"
"Of course," Harry says, and he smiles at him. "I know a cover already."
"I know which one you're thinking about and that's a no."
"Why do you always hate it?"
"You made it our song."
"It is a cute song."
Louis rolls his eyes.

"A lot, and trust me when I say a lot, of people, are asking me is Larry is real," the crew member asks.
"What's Larry?" Louis asks.
"I believe it is our names mixed together," Harry tells him.
"So pretty much if we are an item?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, no, we are not," Louis replies. It isn't a lie. They only went on one date so far and they aren't a couple. Yet."
"We are both single," Harry adds. To which Louis nods.
Meanwhile, they are done with the chicken part and Louis starts on the mash and almost messes it up so Harry helps him.

"Who is the better cook?" The crew asks again.
"Harry for sure," Louis says.
"I have never tried Louis his food. But seeing this right now makes me say myself too."
"I try my best okay?"
"I know you do."
Louis smiles at him and just watches him cook for a bit.
"Louis," the crew adds a dramatic pause. "Wait come here first." Louis walks over to them. "Which one?" They show two questions.
One is about this sexuality and one about the kiss. He picks the kiss one and then walks back.

"Okay, Louis, did you ever think you would kiss a guy and it would get this big of a deal?"
"Definitely not," Louis replies. "I didn't even think I would kiss a guy in the first place. People do dumb things when they are drunk. I get why it got a big deal but I really never thought this would be a scandal of mine. I don't blame Luke for posting the photo at all. It was my mistake in the first place. And I really talked with Eleanor about it and we tried to save it, but it wasn't healthy for us. It had more reasons I won't mention. But at the end of the day, I am glad I at least kissed Harry, because he really was my support in the dark times." He smiles and looks at Harry.
He smiles back. "Aw, that is so sweet." He gives him a big hug and whispers softly. "I really want to kiss you now."
It makes Louis laugh. "Maybe not the best idea for now."

After more questions, the food is done and they try it. "It is not bad actually," Louis says.
"Yeah. We did an okay job," Harry says. He turns to the camera. "And this was the Quack and Answer for this week! Tune in next week for more bad cooking!"
"Oh, this will be a series now?"
"I really don't know."
Louis laughs. "I will so get roasted for my bad cooking skills."
"You will be fine."
They walk off the scene and Harry pulls him in for a kiss right away. "Still had to do that."
Louis laughs. "Dork."