Not my son you bitch

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Peter is Tony's son.

Endgame spoilers.

Mentions of blood/stab wounds

3rd person

The avengers had all returned from the soul stone, and were now facing thanos' army. Everyone had assigned themselves an area to clear.

Peter parker managed to pick one of the worst ones.

He grunted it pain as a creature impaled him in the lower stomach with its spear. He grabbed it, pulled it out of his stomach and swung it around, hitting the creature in the head and killing it.

Peter fell to his knees as the pain really began to settle in, blood gushing from his wound.

"Karen, is there any way you could stop the bleeding and inject me with anti pain shit please?" Peter said, hints of fear etched into his voice.

"Iniciating protocol NOT MY SON YOU BITCH." The robotic voice of Karen replied. Peter chuckled.

"Really, Tony?" He said, before kicking some alien butt.

~ l a t e r~

The battle was done. Tony survived, but was in a medically induced coma. They couldn't save his arm, so now he and bucky were twins. Peter knew that tony wouldnt like that, however it meant that he could finally achieve his dream of sticking magnets to a metal arm.

Peter was sat next to Tony's sleeping form, gripping onto his hand and rambling endlessly.

"...oh! And guess what I found out! Karen has a protocol, and it has a very suspicious name. I wonder if it was you who programmed it? (It definitely was). Not my son you bitch. I'm glad all the attempts to make you more gen z paid off." Peter laughed.

"What can I say? Molly Weasley is a bad bitch" Tony wheeze, squeezing Peter's hand and sitting up.

Peter squeaked in surprise and hugged his dad. All was good.

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