Basically, Starkid Is real
And if you dont know what that is, look it up on YouTube and WATCH ALL THE MUSICALS BECAUSE THEYRE AMAZING, OKAY?!
Based kind of off the guy who didnt like musicals
Let's get started, shall we?
*swearing*
3rd person
"IT IS TIME
TO DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The avengers were busy doing their own thing; Tony and Bruce were in the lab, Natasha was sparring, Steve, Bucky and Sam were on the indoor track, Wanda and vision were training and Clint, Clint was doing God knows what, when Peter's voice started playing over the speakers.
"SORRY TO INTERRUPT
BUT WE GOT BONES TO PLUCK
THE TIME FOR CHAOS IS LONG PAST OVERDUE
DEATH ISN'T OPTIONAL
IN FACT ITS OPTIMAL
YOUR TIME IS UP
AND NOW WE GO THRU YOU!"
Everyone's heads turned in wonder at this fascinating tune.
"WE TRIED TO CONVINCE YOU IN SOLILOQUY
BUT NOW WE'LL KILL YOU WITH MORE THAN HARMONY
JUST DIE"
The thrilling yet eerie tune was so catchy, and it made everyone want to join in.
"JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND DIE
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND DIE
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS!"
Peter, the source of the singing, had emerged from his room and was making his way through the halls and into the team. He was dancing, and a few of his intestines were hanging out, not that he noticed, and they were blue.
"HERE'S HOW ITS GONNA GO"
Peter swung open the door to the lava, and Tony and Bruce screamed in horror, but not for long, as Peter had already infected them with the (and I quote) "blue shit", and they were now singing along as they made their way to the Gym, where Wanda and vision had joined natasha, Steve, Sam, Bucky and Clint.
"WERE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
AND THEN WERE GONNA
FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS!"
The door swung open, and no matter how hard everyone tried, the infectious trio could not be stopped.
"WERE GONNA PUKE ALL THAT GOO
INTO YOUR MOUTH WHERE YOUR FOOD
AND ALL YOUR CELLS WILL RENEW AND BE ENHANCED!"
By now, everyone bar natasha and Wanda had been infected, and both women were trapped in a corner or the room, the aliatarions closing in on them.
"ITS A DEATH LIKE PROCESS THAT YOU GOTTA SEE (AAAAAAAHHHH)
YOUR OWN BODY IS YOUR FRONT ROW SEAT, TO DIE!"
Wanda and Nat were now running to the other side of the room, where the door was, a plan forming in their mind.
"JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND DIE
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS
JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND DIE
JOIN US AND-"
They had a hold of Wanda and it was not going well.
"PUNCH IT
SQUEEZE IT
CRUSH IT
KILL IT
RIDE IT
DRAG IT
WIND IT UP
KICK ITS NUTS!"
Now only Natasha was left. She was determined.
"HERES HOW ITS GONNA GO-"
SLAM! Natasha had slammed the door, trapping them inside. She locked the door, and turned around only to be faced with-
"Fuck," She said, and the cops surrounding her started singing.
"The apotheosis is upon us." Were her final words.
Again, I'm sorry if you dont know starkid, or this particular musical. Tbh I wouldn't mind if you skipped this one.
However please vote, comment and request any chapters
(My notifs are playing up so if I dont see your request I'm sorry, maybe PM it me?)
Also, LAUREN LOPEZ IS QWEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN
This is the song I based this off:
https://youtu.be/UF6ZsZaha6Q
So, yea, enjoy.
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