So, Peter is adopted by Tony, and let's just say that Wanda can make herself younger,ok?
3rd person
"Okay so, if Peter wins, Wanda has to go to school with him on Monday until Friday. If Wanda wins, Peter has to the his hair pink and do a dance to "umbarella" by rhianna." Tony said, smirking. Wanda an Peter were seeing who was the better actor out of the two. They had to come up with a skit with one other Avenger and whoever executes it better wins. Peter chose Shuri (because WHY not) and Wanda chose Clint.
After the groups had discussed, it was time to show them to the others. The judges were Nat, Bruce and Steve. Peter and Shuri were first.
(I'm writing this in the style of a meme, don't judge me)
*Shuri is behind the kitchen counter and Peter is at the other side, cos playing a customer.*
Peter: hey. Please can I have fourcandles please?
Shuri *confused*: fork handles? I don't know what you mean.
Peter: nonono! Fourcandles!
Shuri *even more confused*: yeah... I still have no idea what you're asking me to get. Fork handles don't exist, sorry sir.
(By now Steve and Bruce were chuckling)
Peter *exasperated*: four candles! Those was sticks that you light. You know, candles!? I want four of them!
Shuri: oooooooooooh! *Shuri places four candles on the table*. Would you like anything else, sir.
Peter: yes please. I'd like some letter 'o's please. Two of them.
*Shuri gets a box down off of the high shelf and places 2 of the letter 'o' s on the desk.*
Shuri: will that be all sir?
Peter: erm, could I have some peas please.
Shuri: bloody hell! You could've told me before I put the goddamn box away! *Peter looks confused as Shuri gets the letter box down again and puts 3 'p's on the desk.*
Peter: no! I meant a tin of peas, not the letter!!!!!!
(By now everybody is laughing)
*Shuri sighs and puts the letter ps to the side before going into the back to get a tin of peas*
*she comes back and slammes them on the table*
Shuri: will that be all sir!?
Peter: jeez who stole your sugar this morning? *Peter picks up a carrier bag and puts all of his shopping in it. He slams $10 on the table and walks away, before the bottom of the bag rips and everything falls out of the bottom.*
Peter : BLOODY HELL!
end of meme type of writing ... for about 3 paragraphs.
Everybody was in tears laughing. Peter and Shuri high fived, before cleaning their mess up.
It was Wanda and Clint's turn.
Back to the meme talk. Totally stole this idea from James Veich! Sorry!
*everybody is watching this on camera*
*Wanda walks into the bathroom and is greeted by an army of ducks emerging from the plughole*
Wanda: CLINT! I SWEAR YOU HAVE A DUCK PROBLEM!
*Wanda walks into the smaller living room and can't walk anywhere because the ducks are EVERYWHERE*
Wanda: CLINT! I WILL KILL YOU!
*Wanda walked into the smaller kitchen, opens a cupboard and a load of ducks fall on top of her*
Wanda: CLINT! I WONT HESITATE! I HAVE KNIVES NEAR ME!
*Clint walks into the same kitchen*
Clint: okay Wanda. Calm down. What can I do to make it up to you?
Wanda:just please stop it with the tiny ducks!
*Wanda walks into the cinema room and jumps as it is filled with medium-large sized ducks staring at the entrance.*
Wanda: CLINT I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT WITH THE DUCKS!!
Clint (out of the room): oh. I thought you just meant the tiny ducks.
Wanda: NO! GST RID OF THEM ALL!
Clint:can't I just keep one? Please?
Wanda: fine. ONLY ONE.
*Wanda walks into her bedroom. Inside it is a HUGE inflatable duck that took the entire space of the room.*
Wanda: CLINT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY WITCHY POWERS!
end of memeness writing
Everybody, again was in tears.
"I think we can all tell that this was a tie. Wanda, you are going to school with Peter on monday- Friday and Peter,in the school holidays you will do yours. I don't want you getting in trouble for pink hair" Tony said. Both kids nodded. This was going to be fun.
Well. That was a long chapter. I hope it was funny.
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