Another Dramatic Uncle (PJO / AVENGERS CROSSOVER)

1) Facing the Terrifying Force That is My Mother

I'm only going to say this all once! I own NOTHING! Percy Jackson And Friends are all uncle Rick's, and I'm not 100% sure who EXACTLY owns all of the MCU's characters and plots and stuff, but it ain't me, so... ALSO i have NO artistic talent whatsoever, whatever cool art and stuff you see on top, chances are it's not mine~same with the cover, I found it on google and used it because it's gorgeous.

okay...that's our only disclaimer for the entire story, so...yeah

apparently I'm just as awkward when I write as I am when I talk...that's annoying :(

This is also my first story, so I'm open to advice, but can we keep the critiquing to a minimum? Please and thank you?

side note... do y'all want memes/art, videos, or both on top? This chapter just got both because... I don't know why... i cant find a way to put more than 2 things up at once on my computer, so yeah...any media i put up will be there because i think they're awesome, not because they relate to anything going on

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Set after The Winter Soldier because I want Bucky here, he's already mostly free of the mind control, just gets headaches sometimes. The first Avengers movie happened right after the second titan war, and everything else is condensed into the next year and a half until Winter Soldier, which is roughly two months before this happens.  After that everything gets spaced out a bit more. Everyone lives in the tower. 

Leo hasn't come back with Calypso yet, and he already knows Magnus (and the Kanes, but that's not really important) but everything else goes cannon

Its around the beginning of October

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The Giant War ended two months ago and Percy had been spending that time helping restoring and rebuilding the damaged parts of Camp Half-Blood. Of course, having the Romans by your side really helped in construction, but it still took them awhile, as well as a ton of Annabeth's blue prints. The hunters had stuck around to help get everyone back on their feet as well.

But now camp was back to its usual - if not slightly improved - self, and it was time for Percy to go home. He hadn't seen his mother since Hera kidnapped him almost a year ago. He knew his mother had to be worried, and he wanted to return home as soon as possible to ease her mind.

At the moment I was in my cabin stuffing clothing, emergency ambrosia and nectar, an apple, and a wad of mortal money along with a handful of drachma into my backpack. I went and found Annabeth to tell her that I was heading out and that I'd  see her in a few days, at the end of the weekend. Next I want to Chiron and told him I was heading out to see my mom and that I'd be back soon.

 At the top of the hill next to Thalia's Pine I turned around and looked back. I saw my friends goofing around. Piper walking underneath Jason's arm on their way to the climbing wall. I saw Frank and Hazel sitting by the canoe lake, just watching the water being the mushy lovey-dovey couple that they are. I spotted Annabeth nestled underneath a tree reading a book right where I left her. I saw Clarisse beating the newbie's asses in the arena. I caught sight of the Stolls running for their lives away from Katie Gardner whose skin was dyed bright purple with shocking blue hair thanks to them, as Miranda Gardiner laughed at them from the side. I saw Harley wandering around sadly with his Leo finding device. Thalia locked in an archery competition with Kayla, an Apollo kid. Will lecturing Nico about shadow travel being bad for his health, while Nico just looked at him with a small smile. I found most of the other campers just joking around having a good time. Even the Camp Jupiter kids, thought they weren't quite as loose as the CHB kids. I smiled at my friends, my family, before turning around and starting down the hill to where Argus was waiting for me in the camp van.

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I get to my apartment and hesitantly raised a hand to knock on the door. Taking a deep breath I knock and then back up upon hearing a faint "coming" through the door.

My mom opens the door slowly, sticking her head out into the hallway before catching sight of me. Tears start cascading down her face as she looks out at me for a second before hesently taking her hand and poking my chest; upon deciding I'm real, she grabs my hand and pulls me into the apartment before closing the door and turning to face me. Tears still streaming, she reaches out and slaps me - HARD.

She starts screaming at me, "Don't you ever go missing like that again, you hear me! Everyone was so worried, and it's been almost a year! I thought you were dead! And then that call, from Alaska no less, I mean, thanks for confirming that you were alive, but next time give me a bit more information to go off of, okay! And then Annabeth said that they could get to you at the end of June, but it was probably another war, and then she didn't come back with you right away, and - oh, my baby are you okay?"

I nodded, "I'm fine mom, and I'll try not to get kidnapped by annoying goddesses with split personality disorder again." I smiled as thunder rumbled in protest to me calling Hera annoying.

Paul, who had come out during Mom's rant to see what was up, smiled at me before pulling me into a hug and saying "glad to see that you're okay."

After that we sat down and I explained where I'd been and what'd happened, starting with waking up with Lupa and the wolves {insert watered down version of BOO} Tartarus was just described as; we fell in, it stinked, we got out (percy was going to tell her it sucked ass, but then decided he didn't want to die, so he used stinked instead).

Sally smiled after giving Percy another hug "What do you say we do a movie night tonight, and put off talking about any more heavy stuff until after breakfast tomorrow? You'll even get to pick the movie," Sally tempted her son.

"Sweet! Findin-" Percy started, only to be cut off by Paul butting in and saying;

"Hey! No! I was promised that I got to pick the movie next time we had a movie night!"

"But Paul," Percy whined back, "I wanna watch Finding D -"

"How about I choose and we watch The Hunger Games?" Sally butted in, ending the argument.

"But Mom, that's all about fire, which is like the opposite of water, and bows and arrows, which I am absolutely horrible at!"

"Too bad, Percy, I just finished rereading the books, and now we're going to watch the movies, and you two," she said, taking a break to glance at Paul before turning back to Percy, "are going to deal with it."

She then went and got them her magical blue popcorn, and they settled in for the night, falling asleep as Katniss murdered someone.

946 words, minus the authors note(s)

I haven't really decided where this is going yet, but if I decide to make Percy an avenger, he'll need a name, and I'm really bad at that, so if you have any ideas, please comment them

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

6/1/2020