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by Pastel_iero

by Pastel_iero

Frank: *hugging Y/N* I've only been with Y/N for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room then myself.

Y/N: Frank are you okay!?
Frank: I'm fine, the doctor said all my bleeding was internal..That's where the blood is supposed to be!

Y/N: seriously. You would choose Mikey over me, your bandmate who hates you.
Bob: (not actually valid to the band but okay)

(Ahem Hawks from BNHA is a babe and if anyone hurts him any more then he's already been I WILL kill them.)

Y/N: *trips on ligit nothing aka air*
Frank: haha dumbass
~later when Y/N isn't there~
Frank: *punching air* fucking bitch making my date mate (gender neutral) trip!

Cop! AU:
Y/N: hey uhm I have a question.
Ray: okay shoot.
Y/N: *shoots the ceiling* now may I ask my question?
Ray: ...

Y/N and Frank: mentally we're about 6'1..physically..don't worry about it! (I'm short so so are you guys.)

Mikey: *drops a glass and it breaks* Oh fuck me!
Y/N: gladly.

Gerard: NO FUCKING WAY
Y/N: *looks between Gee and Mikey eyes landing on Gee* you cock block.

Y/N: HOLY SHIT THERES A RAT
Frank: you bitch! *rolls eyes*

Y/N: Frank why are you so mean?
Frank: I think you misspelled "best at Twitter"
Y/N: Frank this is real like you dim wit

Mikey @ Frank: I will destroy you
Y/N: kinky (DEH and Hazbin hotel fans know what's up)

Y/N: So Mikey, Frank texted me "your cute" and I replied with "No, YOU'RE* cute." He likes me now and we've been on 6 dates..all I did was correct a spelling error.

Mikey: *places flower crown of black and red roses on Y/N's head* the queen/king of Emo!
Gerard: uhm no.

COP!AU:
Ray: So did you look through the evidence-you can't just grab stuff from their fridge!
Y/N: what, did this ice cream murder the man!? No so get off my dick! *walks away with ice cream*

Y/N: sorry I was sleeping. What'd I miss?
Frank: this diii-
Y/N: oh so nothing big than? That's good.

Mikey: I just slept for 12 hours but just in case I'm still tired I'm gonna sleep for another 12
Y/N: Mikey, that's coma
Mikey: sounds festive :)

Mikey & Y/N: *sitting on the bed in complete darkness*
Ray: can you guys even see?
Mikey: death.
Y/N: only the dismissal abyss of black nothing-ness

Y/N: *walking with the boys when coming across a trash can with "Trash Only" written on it* oh look. My home.

Y/N: "I killed a part of me to keep you alive"
Gerard: r/im14andthisisdeep

Y/N: "we were born sick but that's okay"
Frank: *sprays Y/N with water* go back to hot topic!
(This has happened to me with my male best friend..some of the next ones are irl scenarios)

Ray, Gerard, Frank and Y/N: *playing beer pong*
It's better drunk but high will do!
(Amazing quote by me)

Y/N: *stands up from chair* this has been fun. I'm gonna go commit treason now.
Ray: nO-

Y/N: idk what fumes I'm getting high on
Gerard: it's the Dr Pepper
Y/N: what did you put in it??
Gerard: *starts singing the X Files theme* (this happened three months ago before corona hit)