Total Drama Returns(season 1)

Episode 6. Three Women And A Baby

*Recap*
Chris:"last time on total drama returns, the teams had to survive the legendary Slenderman until 6:00 am. Crissie and Mike grew closer, Mody peed his pants, and Farmer Sam tried to take on Slenderman. In the end, the Parrots lost for the third time in a row, and voted out Farmer Sam. Who will go home next? Does Crissie have some competition(Liz)? Will Mody pee his pants again? Find out right here, right now, on Total...Drama...Returns!"

(Que intro.)

Shane walked into the mess hall and sat next to Liz and Jordan. Liz:"hey Shane" Shane:"hey, so did you make your team see how valuable you are?" Liz:"no...but i did make a friend on the team, and i don't think he'll vote for me" Jordan:"really? Who?" Liz:"Mike"

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Shane:"look, I'm happy Liz is still here, and I'm happy she's making friends with the other team...but i don't like her hanging out with Mike. I'll admit it, i like Liz, and i have since we met. She's so nice and sweet, i didn't think those type of girls existed. Man, maybe after this show, I'll ask her out on a date...pizza on me"

Mike was talking to Mody when Crissie walked up to the two. Mike:"hey Crissie, wassup" Crissie:"wassup" Mody:"you seem friendlier than usual" Crissie:"so what?! You got a problem?!" Mody:"not at all" Crissie picks up Mody and yeets him back, and takes his seat. Mike:"wow, either you are strong or Mody is weak as hell" Crissie:"both, but i wanted to talk to you" Mike:"alright, so what did you want to talk about?...perhaps a date?" Crissie:"ew, no..." She whispers into his ear. Mike:"sure" Crissie smiles. Crissie:"great"

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Crissie:"first off, no way am i gonna date him, like i said, he's so immature, childish, and makes too many jokes...although the jokes are pretty funny, and he is kinda cute, and he's pretty cool-wait, what am i saying?!-anyway, i asked him if he wanted to form an alliance with me after merge, and he said yes"

Chris walks into the mess hall. Chris:"morning campers, it's time for tour next challenge!" Jim rolls his eyes. Chris:"the challenge will be to rescue the two princesses on each team from Chef's castle" Jordan:"uhhh" Chef comes in and kidnaps Crissie, Charlotte, and Liz. Mike:"wait, but Liz is the only girl on our team" Chris:"you're right...how about three women and a baby!?!" Chef kidnaps Mody and drags him away with the other three.

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Mike:"hahaha, Mody is the baby, that's so accurate"

Chris:"the first team to bring back the two princesses, or in the parrot's case, a princess and a baby...and of course come back themselves...will win the challenge, now...go!" The teams go outside and see a huge castle. Shane:"where did this even come from?" Jim:"does it matter?"

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Shane:"I'm still a bit suspicious of Jim, and why does he have to be so negative all the time?"

Shane:"c'mon, lets keep our win streak going!" Jordan:"yeah!" Amy:"ahem" Shane:"right...you're the team leader, so you get to make the orders and decisions" Amy:"that's right...now lets charge into the castle!" Shane:"wait, but there can be traps, do you really think charging in head first is the right decision?" Amy:"are you questioning your leader?!" Jim:"whatever, I'm just gonna go in" he walks through the front door and falls into a floor trap. Jim:"ahhh!" Shane and Jordan:"Jim!" Amy:"well, at least he cleared a path. Now go ahead to set off any other trap" Shane and Jordan sigh. Lee:"listen up team, i think we should climb the castle, the front door is too obvious, and I'm tired of losing to Amy, so i think we should play smarter, got it team?" Mike:"uhh, dude. I'm the only other team member here" Lee:"oh, right. I'm not used to the team being this small" Mike:"we're more of a duo than a team, and also, i think that's a great idea" Lee:"great, then lets do this" the two high five and start climbing the castle. After Shane, Jordan, and Jim(who came back after falling into the trap somehow) finished setting off the traps, Amy walked in and led the three, who were crawling behind her. Lee and Mike were halfway up and Mike found a a window. He saw the four hostages tied up. Mike:"hey Lee, i found them" Lee:"nice" Mike moved aside as Lee punched the window once and it shattered. They go inside and take the tape off Liz and Mody's mouths. Lee:"I'll take Liz, you take Mody, because he doesn't like it when i carry him" Mike:"sure man, I'll meet you outside, just need to stretch a bit, i mean we were climbing for quite a while" Lee:"whatever man" he picked up Liz and climbed back down. Mike:"sorry Mody" Mody:"?" Mike took the tape off of Crissie's mouth. Mike:"you ok" Crissie:"yeah, I'm fine" Mike picks up Crissie. Mody:"?!" Crissie:"what are you doing? We're on different teams" Mike:"so?"

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Crissie:"so?! I'm lost for words, but I'll let him carry me-not because i like him, but because my team was slow and Mike offered to carry me out, i had to accept. I didn't wanna stay in that castle any longer"

Crissie:"alright, carry me away" Mike was about to go outside the window, but Crissie stopped him. Crissie:"wait, if you go through there, Lee and Liz will see you carrying me. Mike:"you're right" he just left the room and eventually left the castle. Amy and the others reach the two after Mike left. Mody:"!!!!!" Amy:"yes, we did it!" Shane:"but where's Crissie?" Jordan:"yeah, she's gone...you don't think this place is haunted right?" Jim:"why would a ghost take two people and leave the other two behind?" Amy:"lets just take Charlotte and get out" Amy picks up Charlotte and carries her out of the room. Mike walked into the room as they exited and then thought quickly. Mike:"sorry again, Mody" he took the tape off of his mouth and yeeted him out the window. Mike then jumps out himself and falls after Mody. Chris:"the parrots win!!" Amy and the others make it outside and see Crissie outside. Crissie:"took you long enough, i got out myself"

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Charlotte:"or did she, hehehe, hahaha, HAHAHAHAHA!"

Chris:"eagles...it looks like you're sending someone home" Amy:"dammit!" Chris:"if it makes you feel any better, even if you made it out before the parrots, you would have been missing Jim, and you needed the whole team out. Shane:"why would that make us feel better?" Jim walks out shortly after he says that. Amy:"you!!" Jim:"what? I don't run" the teams went to the mess hall. Lee and Amy were arguing, Jim and Charlotte were just vibing, Liz, Shane, and Jordan were talking, and Mody and Mile were outside. Mody:"what the heck man?! You left me back there!" Mike:"i said i was sorry" Mody:"we could have lost man" Mike:"i know, and i promise i won't do it again, it's just...i like Crissie, and i couldn't just leave her there" Mody:"oh, ok then, i forgive you" Mike:"uhh, really?" Mody:"yeah, it was all in the name of love, and don't worry, i won't tell anyone" Mody walks back in, and little did the two know, but Crissie was listening to them the whole time, behind a tree. She walks to Mike. Crissie:"hey Mike" Mike:"oh hey, what's up" Crissie:"nothing much, just wanted to say, thanks for saving me back there, and congrats on your win" Mike:"oh...thanks, good luck at tonight's elimination ceremony, i hope you stay" Crissie:"me too"

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Crissie:"Mike said he likes me, when he said that, i felt something in my heart...i think, i do like him"

Chris:"you know the drill, vote now"

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Shane:"sorry, but i just don't trust you"

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Jordan:"Shane told me to vote for you...sorry"

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Charlotte:"i know what really happened back there...traitor!"

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Amy:"you cost us the challenge!"

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Jim:"you're annoying"

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Crissie:"you cost us the game"

Chris:"the votes are in, Shane, Jordan, and Amy are safe with no votes" he tosses them their marshmallows. Chris:"with a score of 1-1-2, the camper going home is...not Charlotte...you're safe" Crissie looked nervous, Jim looked...the same. Chris:"Crissie...you're out..." Crissie:"what?!" Chris:"or at least that's what i would've said if you were out, but you're not, Jim...get to the chopper, you loser"

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Crissie:"can i vote for Chris next time?"

Jim:"I'm leaving the island, so can i really be called a loser?" Shane:"he has a point" Jim gets on the helicopter and Chef flies him away. Chris:"who will go home next? Will Mike and Crissie finally hook up? What will happen when the teams find out it's merge next time? Find out next time, on Total...Drama...Returns!"