Total Drama Returns(season 1)

Episode 12. The Finale!

*Recap*
Chris:"last time on Total Drama Returns, the contestants had to show us their talent in a talent show themed challenge. Shane impressed us all with his sweet skateboard tricks, Mody was just being as weird as usual, Charlotte showed that her mom lied when she told her she can sing. In the end, it was Charlotte who got the boot, scoring a .3 which is the lowest we've ever had on this show...period. Mody and Shane have made it to the finale, but who will come out on top? Who do you route for? How the heck did Mody make it this far? Find out right here, right now, on the season finale of Total...Drama...Returns!"

(Que the Intro.)

Shane woke up feeling pretty good this morning, he was happy he made it to the finale. Mody was also proud of himself for making it this far.

Confessional
Mody:"man, i never thought I'd make it this far, i thought i was gonna get booted in the first couple episodes"

Confessional
Shane:"man, I'm proud of myself for making it this far, the only thing standing in the way between me and the money is Mody. I'll try my best to win, for my family, friends, and i guess now, girlfriend!"

The two boys head to the mess hall for their last breakfast. Chef gave Mody terrible food, and Shane some good food. Mody:"hey, this isn't fair" Chef:"neither was you wasting my time with your lame and sorry ass performance last week. Shane gets good food for doing cool tricks" Chris:"you two are here early" Mody:"yeah, I'm excited for the finale!" Chris:"good for you, just finish your breakfast and meet me where the stage used to be" Chris walks away, and when the two boys are done eating, they go to where the stage used to be and find it has been replaced by a battle arena. Shane:"i don't remember seeing those two sets of bleachers before, or this arena" Chris:"Shane, Mody, welcome to your final challenge, I'll tell you what the challenge is in just a sec, but first, lets welcome the previously eliminated contestants" the previously eliminated players comes in and wave at Shane and Mody. Chris:"you guys can't help or harm the finalists, but you can route for whoever you want. If you wanna support Shane, sit in the green bleachers, if you wanna support Mody, then sit in the purple bleachers" Liz, Jordan, Mike, Crissie, Jim, Farmer Sam, Charlotte, Lee, and Hannah sit at the green bleachers. Sarah, Dave, Rosie, and Amy sit at the purple bleachers. Liz:"go Shane!" Jordan:"you got this!" Mike:"don't lose and make yourself look bad in front of Liz!" Crissie:"I'm only routing for you because Mike is!" Jim:"I'm only routing for you because i don't like Mody" Lee:"me too! Plus you got some sweet skateboard tricks!" Sam:"me three!" Charlotte:"me four!" Hannah just smiles at Shane and gives him a thumbs up. Shane:"thanks you guys!" Rosie:"we were in an alliance, so naturally, I'd route for you" Dave:"go Mody!" Sarah:"good luck!" Amy:"I'm only routing for you because Lee is routing for Shane!" Mody:"thanks!" Chris:"alright, enough talking. Your final challenge will be to have an epic duel. Like in Revenge Of The Island, you'll have to look for stuff you can use as weapons and/or armor, but instead of looking through some junk yard, you'll look all over the island for the materials. Chef has hidden some weapons around the island too, so if you're lucky, you might not have to worry about building weapons. You'll have an hour to look around, after the hour is up, you will come back and battle in the arena. Your time starts...now!" Shane and Mody go off and start searching. Mody starts to search for some of the weapons Chef hid. Shane focuses on finding good materials to make armor first. He finds some wood and rocks and starts to build. Mody finds a computer and throws it back, Shane catches it, without Mody realizing.

Confessional
Mody:"a computer? What the heck am i gonna do with a computer?!"

Mody finds a bazooka and smiles. Shane finishes his armor and starts to search for weapons or at least materials to build some. Chris(through megaphone):"time's up losers, or should i say one loser and one winner!" The two come back, Shane looks empty handed, meanwhile Mody has a while arsenal of all sorts of goodies. Chris:"the rules are simple, you must pin the other for 3 seconds to win...or you could tap out at anytime and give the other, the win. On the count of three, you may fight" the crowd(previously eliminated campers) cheer them on. Chris:"3!" Mody takes out a sword he found and charges towards Shane. Shane puts on his armor and charges towards Mody with a sword made out of wood, which he made. The two have a sword fight and dodge each others' blows. Crissie:"c'mon Shane, kick him in the balls!" Mike:"if he has any" Crissie and Mike make out. Liz:"this is so violent, i can't watch" Jordan:"Shane's got this" Rosie:"c'mon Mody, use your head" Mody pulls out the bazooka and fires at Shane. Shane dodges, but the knock back of the explosion, makes him land on his face. Shane:"ow!" Mody aims the rocket launcher at Shane, point blank. Mody:"sorry Shane" Shane:"i should be the one apologizing" Mody:"why's that?" Shane:"because of this!" He puts a suit on Mody and pulls out a remote with a button on it. He clicks it, and Mody flies towards a pole and drops his bazooka. Mody:"what the heck?! What's happening?! Get me down from here!" Shane:"as you wish!" He throws something at the bleachers, and when it hits the ground, a force field surrounds the campers, Chris, and Chef. Lee:"what's this?" Amy:"i don't know, but i like where this is going" Lee:"yeah, me too" Lee and Amy:"..." Amy and Lee start making out. Shane presses a button on his armor and a jetpack appears on his back, and he flies to Mody. Mody:"what did you do?!" Shane:"i used the computer you threw to make a jetpack, force field for the others, and a magnetic trap for you. The suit i placed on you got you attracted to the metal pole" Mody:"why did you need a force field for the others?" Shane:"for this..." He takes out a can of spray paint, or so Mody thought it was spray paint. It was actually bacon grease in a spray paint can. Shane sprays Mody with it, and suddenly the ground starts shaking. Mody:"what's happening?!" Shane flies away from Mody, as the animals from every direction and would've trampled and attacked the other campers if the force field wasn't there. They all go into the battle arena and start to rush towards Mody. Mody:"ha! You can't reach me!"the animals bite the pole and break it, causing it to fall down along with Mody. The animals savagely attack Mody. Shane pulls out a megaphone and screams in it(the others were also protected from this by the force field). The animals go away and Mody is on the floor in too much pain to move. The force field disappears and Shane puts his foot on top of Mody's back. Chris:"1...2...3! He's done it! Shane has won Total Drama Returns!" The crowd(other players) goes wild and chant his name. Mike:"dude, that was awesome!" Jordan:"yeah, you did all this with just computer parts" Liz kisses Shane. Crissie:"well done Shane" Rosie goes to Mody. Chria:"are you ok?" Mody just groans. Chris:"good" Rosie:"maybe we should get him some help" Chef comes and picks up Mody. Mody:"ow! Ow! That hurts! I think my everything is broken!" Chef:"quite complaining you big baby" Chris pulls out the suitcase with the money. Chris(to Shane, obviously):"i believe this belongs to you" Shane:"thanks, to everyone. I'm gonna celebrate by throwing a pizza party, and all of you are invited!" Everyone celebrates. Chris:"well, there you have it folks, the official winner of Total Drama Returns is Shane. See you all next season!"