Beating Up Cartman

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Me: *beating up Cartman* That's for being mean to Kyle!

Cartman: *getting beat up* Stop!

SakuraThePanzerOtaku: *beating up Cartman* You're just a fat jerk!

Cartman: *getting beat up* I hate Kyle!

Wendy: *beating up Cartman* That was for messing with me and Bebe!

Mr. Garrison: *beating up Cartman* Eric, you are the worst student, I ever had in my class!

Mr. Mackey: *beating up Cartman* Eric, you need to be nice, mmkay?

Kenny: *beating up Cartman* You are a loser!

Hedi: *beating up Cartman* To think, I actually liked you!

Randy: *beating up Cartman* You're nothing but a bad influence on Stan!

Butters: *beating up Cartman* Eric, if I keep beating you up, I'm gonna get grounded!

Stephen: Butters!

Butters: Gotta go! Oh, hamburgers! *stops beating up Cartman*

Cartman: *still getting beat up*

Kyle: *beating up Cartman* That's for always ripping on me for being Jewish, fat boy!

SakuraThePanzerOtaku: You tell him, Kyle!



This story was written on Saturday, May 16th, 2020.

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