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CRACKHEADS PT. ELEVEN

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haYden
dude. can i pls
be you?!?

johNNy
why?

haYden
you slept with two
of the hottest girls
in our grade in under
a week

haYden
like. tf?

johNNy
really? those are the
hottest to u?

haYden
what do you think?

haYden
and you can't lie
abt mars. she's hot.

johNNy
okay okay

johNNy
mars and annie

haYden
seriously? annie?

johNNy
yeah. i'd totally hit
that

johNNy
but since she has such
horrible taste in guys
she'd never choose me

johNNy
she'd probably choose you

haYden
dude! NOO she's
like my sister!

haYden
wtf?!!! i'm offended

johNNy
whatever

haYden
and she doesn't have
horrible taste.

haYden
she chose mari.

johNNy
yeah. and then dropped
her for asher

johNNy
that's why i said guys

haYden
yea i gotcha

haYden
question

johNNy
shoot

haYden
what do you think
of mars?

johNNy
wym?

haYden
first thought that comes
to mind.

johNNy
clingy

haYden
i was gonna say
stubborn.

haYden
clingy? really?
i don't see it

johNNy
you're barely around her

haYden
ok. well name
something else

johNNy
confident

haYden
confident. i like that

johNNy
yeahh but she can
be a bit of a clutz

haYden
you'd go out with
her?

johNNy
no.

johNNy
she was just a quick
fuck to me. that's all

haYden
you love her tho?

johNNy
yeah. she's my best friend

johNNy
same way i love annie

haYden
ok yea. i agree

haYden
except that i would
totally hook up with
her

johNNy
well considering i already
did. i think that'd be
weird

haYden
how?

haYden
annie and mars went
out. don't you think they
fucked all the time?

johNNy
why would i think
of that?!

haYden
idk. cause ur a guy

johNNy
ok. so you have a point

johNNy
but i didn't. and i don't

haYden
you stay putting up
a front

johNNy
so you and mandla
can't call me a pussy
anymore

haYden
pussy. you're afraid
of feelings

johNNy
i'm not

haYden
you're also a simp
for mari

johNNy
that's not even
remotely close to being
true

haYden
i bet, if she asked
again. you'd fuck her

johNNy
that wouldn't make me
a simp hayden

haYden
yes it would.

johNNy
no it wouldn't

haYden
but would you tho?

johNNy
i fucking hate u

haYden
answer me

johNNy
yes. i would

haYden
that's what i thought

haYden
simp.

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