The Notes I Leave On The Fridge

have i ever told you about that time

remind me
to tell you about
that time i
almost murdered
my sister.
though i feel like,
to be fair,
i should tell
you that
this might end
up being more
of a
collection of stories
instead of
just one,
since when we were
kids,
she was
frequently kind of
bitchy and very easy
to be mad at.
hence my use
of the term
murdered.
because i wouldn't
actually consider
murdering my sister.
no matter how
mean and
selfish she was.