The Notes I Leave On The Fridge

careful of the soda

don't open
the soda yet
i dropped it
this morning,
it was
between me
and the jam
and when
i reached
for the jam
i knocked
the soda
and it fell
to the ground
very foamy and
bubbly and
explody
so don't open
it
yet
unless you
want soda
to go
where soda
doesn't normally
belong