9: 16 pm
[Unknown number]: what r u doing?
[Me]: Sleeping.
[Unknown number]: no ur not ur texting ur bestie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Me]: I think you have the wrong person.
[Unknown number]: well this is the number she told me 2 call sooooooooo
[Me]: Use punctuation, idiot.
[Unknown number]: stop talkin like a bloody prat arsehole. krist u sound like my roommate lol
[Unknown number]: Hello?
[Unknown number]: see i used punctuation that time and a CAPITAL LETTER
[Unknown number]: r u proud of me?
[Unknown number]: helllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Unknown number]: bae
[Unknown number]: is it okay if i call you bae
[Unknown number]: hah that rhymed
[Unknown number]: bae
[Unknown number]: bae
[Unknown number]: bae
[Unknown number]: sweetiepie
[Unknown number]: bae
10: 52 pm
[Unknown number]: bae
[Me]: Sorry, are you actually still texting me?
[Unknown number]: 💔 im shattered
[Me]: Well, congratulations on using such a grown-up word. You should make a habit of it.
[Unknown number]: bae ur being mean
[Me]: Well, get used to it.
[Unknown number]: awwww u love me
[Unknown number]: u sound more like my roommate than ever btw
[Unknown number]: hes such an arse
[Unknown number]: wait that came out wrong
[Unknown number]: ur like my roommate
[Unknown number]: but he's a prat and ur not
[Unknown number]: bae
[Me]: What now, Mr. Annoyance?
[Unknown number]: not much
[Unknown number]: do u ever make spelling mistakes
[Me]: No.
[Unknown number]: like ever
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Chosen~ Snowbaz
FanfictionA collection of Snowbaz oneshots, mostly AUs. Requests open.