Yeah, Sorry, Wrong Number

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 9: 16 pm

[Unknown number]: what r u doing?

[Me]: Sleeping. 

[Unknown number]: no ur not ur texting ur bestie!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Me]: I think you have the wrong person. 

[Unknown number]: well this is the number she told me 2 call sooooooooo 

[Me]: Use punctuation, idiot. 

[Unknown number]: stop talkin like a bloody prat arsehole. krist u sound like my roommate lol

[Unknown number]: Hello?

[Unknown number]: see i used punctuation that time and a CAPITAL LETTER

[Unknown number]: r u proud of me?

[Unknown number]: helllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Unknown number]: bae

[Unknown number]: is it okay if i call you bae

[Unknown number]: hah that rhymed

[Unknown number]: bae

[Unknown number]: bae

[Unknown number]: bae

[Unknown number]: sweetiepie 

[Unknown number]: bae

10: 52 pm

[Unknown number]: bae

[Me]: Sorry, are you actually still texting me?

[Unknown number]: 💔 im shattered 

[Me]: Well, congratulations on using such a grown-up word. You should make a habit of it. 

[Unknown number]: bae ur being mean

[Me]: Well, get used to it.

[Unknown number]: awwww u love me

[Unknown number]: u sound more like my roommate than ever btw

[Unknown number]: hes such an arse

[Unknown number]: wait that came out wrong

[Unknown number]: ur like my roommate

[Unknown number]: but he's a prat and ur not

[Unknown number]: bae

[Me]: What now, Mr. Annoyance?

[Unknown number]: not much

[Unknown number]: do u ever make spelling mistakes

[Me]: No. 

[Unknown number]: like ever

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