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Lia: hey Zen I'm bored.

Zen: what do you want me to do?

Lia: be your funny self!

Elsa: what's her funny self like?

Lia: *giggles* really crazy.

Zen: alright Lia*grabs her small purse and acts all girly* alright everyone I have a storey!*says like how LSP(adventure time) talks*

*Everyone sits down*

Zen: okey,so I was like walking inside my walk-in closet. then I walked out of my walk-in closet and then I realized something...I was still in my walk-in closet!

Lia: *bursts out laughing*

*soon everyone breaks into a fit of laughter*

Punzie: hahaha she's good.

Jackson: *sits next to Zen*

Zen: *sees Jackson* oh hi! How are you?

Jackson: um...fine?

Zen: oh really,me too! Isn't that amazing?!

Jackson: I guess so?

Zen: isn't it surprising?!

Jackson: uh yeah if you put it that way?

Zen: isn't it?!

Lia: *concealing laughter* she's making things awkward.

Zen: ugh! Omygod I'm hungrey!someone hand me my phone!

Athena: here*hands phone*

Zen: no not that one.*forages through her purse* there you are!*pulse out a stapler*

Abby: *snickers* can't hold it in anymore!*bursts out laugh*

Zen: ...does anyone know the number of 911?

Jack: er...911?

Zen: oh yeah!*pretends to dial number on stapler* hello police! yeah,uh huh!*making up a conversation* yeah,I want a double ham burger with fries! uh...don't tell me what to do officer! Yeah! okay. okay. no ketchup!*ends her 'call'* that went pretty well.

Catherine: *giggling* where did you order from?

Zen: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.

Athena: you didn't order pizza?

Zen: nez...*after a minute* I'm hungry where's my pizza?!

Abby: I thought you ordered a burger with fries?

Zen: well I change my mind.

Hic: why don't you call a real number with a real phone.*hands phone*

Zen: *holds phone* this isn't a phone!

Hic: then what is it?

Zen: its a tiny TV!

Lia: *face palms*

Hic: this?*holds up a pencil*

Zen: a sharp banana.

Hic: this?*holds up a wallnut*

Zen: your brain!

Hic: -_-'...

Mer: HAHAHAHAHA SO TRUE!

Zen: welp bye everyone I'm gonna wait for ma Pizza...wait I hate pizza.

Jack: its not gonna arrive you know.

Zen: yes it will! I talked to the police and they said please hold and I heard them laughing.

Jack: that wasn't a real call.

Zen: *gasps* your right!

Jack: final-

Zen: *serious face*they must've eaten ma food! That's why they were laughing!

Jack: what are you gonna do about it then?

Zen: REPORT THEM TO THE POLICE!

Jack: *facepalm*

Comment if you think this chapter was funny,seriously in my head it was hilarious. but then I read again and it wasn't. Well bye!

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