I dare Zen and Jackson to kiss for 1 minute in the bathroom,while the others make TV advertisements.
Punzie: finally our first ever dare in ages!
Eugene: more like weeks.
Ellie: do the dare!
Zen: does it have to be in the bathroom?
Lia: a dares a dare.
Jackson: lets go!
*Jen go in the bathroom*
Anna: so...what now?
*big 8 and others go to their news studio*
Jack: *whispers* and we're live in 3. 2. 1 *turns on the camera*
Elsa: good evening/morning people around the world,tonight's/today's news is that we will not be having any news and we will be advertising. So good night/morning and we'll see ya all soon.
*advertisement 1*
Mer: are you tired of always being told that your fat?
Jack: *shows a video*
Hic: your grounded Merry!
Merry: *whines* its not my fault there are no more burritos!*runs off*
Mer: Hic your too fat!
Hic: *whines* its not my fault the products I'm using aren't making me fit!*runs off*
Mer: well now you can get fit in just a matter of minutes with...
EmmeBrittLuna: electro fat! gets you fit while you watch TV.
Mer: and it only costs 10 dollars! So come and buy one now at any department store near you,or you could order one right now and just call #344-electrofatme!
Punzie: yeah! and when your the first one to call you'll get a free pink bra!
Mer: so order one now and.
Punzie and Mer: you'll be okay...
*bathroom*
Zen: how long have we been here?
Jackson: *shrugs* maybe 2-3 minutes?
Zen: didn't the dare say we kiss for 1 minute only. so shouldn't we be able to go outside?!
Jackson: oh yeah...sorry.
Zen: we-we-wait,you planned this didn't you?!
Jackson: n-no! why would I do that?*says nervously*
Zen: your lying aren't you.
Jackson: yeah.
*(news studio) Advertisement 2*
Elsa: do you get tired of all these kid shows toys that say 'hey kids,do you know where the yellow path is?' its sickening!
Anna: but now you can enjoy the newest show toy ever made!
Emmetha: DRUNK ALOT!
Brittany: THE DRUNK OSTRICH!
Eugene: *shows a doll sized plush toy ostrich with a green tea cup on his head and an orange one on his left hand/wing*
Luna: with this ostrich,you can make it do what ever you want and when you shake him he says thing that are highly not amusing!*shakes toy ostrich*
ostrich toy: ugh..kid don't shake me!
Luna: hahaha...yeah..its not funny. But its awesome to torture it!
Anna: so buy now!
*after a while their all back in the living room*
Zen: how'd the advertising go?
Jack: it was fine.
*everyone hears the door open and close*
Lia: hey party people we're back baby!
Hiro: yup! And it only took me half an hour to convince her so.
Zen: HILIA IS BACK!
Everyone else: YAY!
Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! The toy drunk a lot the drunk ostrich was an inspiration from my childhood toy an ostrich,then I put a plastic tea cup on his head and wing and
Ta DA DA DA!
Drunk a lot was born! actually I can't find him anywhere. Its been awhile since I last played with him to make my classmates laugh but I can make them smile just by showing them this book. and the picture of a toy ostrich isn't mine but it looks exactly the same.
So bye!
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