Hi, I'm Your Many Great Grandpa! Want to Take all my Problems from Me?

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"Ok cool, cool with the whole earth-shaking thing and calling the power of Poseidon and all that, but Set is still better," Titus said as soon as we were back in the warehouse. "All that couldn't have happened without chaos and war now could it? That's the power of Set right there. Where are we going to get the Reality Stone? From Set so that also makes him best. You know what's even better? You can't argue with me about it because you can't speak! So, I win by default! Isn't this fun? Maybe we should keep that mask on you."

I raised my hand as if I was about to slap him again.

Apparently his face still stung from last time because he threw his hands in the air and cried, "Alright! Alright! I'll get it off!"

He grumbled something and stalked off to get the tools he needed to free my mouth. Thankfully he got it off rather quickly and I was able to verbalize again.

"Who's our prisoner?" Loki asked.

"Deadpool, honestly I'm not that surprised he's more vigilante than hero and often breaks the fourth wall. I think I even read a comic where he was apprehended by the TVA but I'm not sure...." I said.

"What do you mean breaking the fourth wall? We are not part of a story," Titus said.

I raised my eyebrow, "Are we not? In my dimension all of this," I gestured around me, ''is part of a movie franchise called the MCU or Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's great, 23 films and several TV series coming to Disney +. Including a Loki TV show which I can't wait to watch by the way. Anyway, the multiverse, different dimensions and such are all connected. Have you ever heard someone call your name and you look around and no one did?"

"Yes," Titus answered.

"That's because someone did call your name, but in a different dimension or more accurately another reality. Many authors and writers hear or see this better than others. That's why they can make such believable worlds so well because those worlds actually exist. Of course, not all of them do but often, and they don't see everything that's how they can change characters very easily. Heck, I bet you right now someone is reading this as fanfic. or something. You would not believe how accurate fanfics are."

"So, this Deadpool is an author?" Loki asked.

"No but he can break through the fourth wall so well that he knows he's breaking it."

"Will he cooperate?" Loki inquired.

"Do you have chimichangas?"

"No, but I know where we can get some," Titus said.

"Good because we'll need a lot of chimichangas, the guy loves them and last I checked the TVA didn't feed their prisoners any."

"Right we got four stones, only three left and we know where all three of them are. What's our next move?" Titus asked.

"I don't know what you're going to do, but I do know Alita's next move," a man behind me said.

Titus drew his sword and Loki pointed his spear at the person behind me, so I knew that they did not know him. As I turned around to see who had spoken, I also drew my sword. The man was tall, even taller than Loki who was 6,4. The man's seaweed green eyes sparkled, and his black hair was unruly like waves. He had a good tan, as if he spent all day in the surf, and he wore swimmers' trunks and a blue Navy shirt.

"Would you attack family, Alita?" He asked.

"Family? I don't," I began then I recognized who he was, "Poseidon?"

"In the flesh, although this place is too far from the sea for my liking and rather depressing. How about we talk somewhere more, agreeing?"

I was about to say no, I would rather talk here where I knew the terrain but then Poseidon waved his hand and I exploded into sea mist. Many things happened on my birthday that I did not want to or plan to happen that did. Being turned into sea mist by my many great grandpa was one of those things. I do not know if he also turned himself into mist but that was not my highest priority at that moment. All I could think of was 'AAHHHHHH!!!!!!' as millions of parts of me were everywhere.

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