𝙳𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚜/𝙳𝚞𝚔𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚒𝚝 𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚂𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 (𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚂𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜)

I don't want to be alone

Warnings -

Swearing, blood mention, angst, implied sexual references, POF spoilers, dirty thoughts, Remus has his own intrusive thoughts, deprecating thoughts, juicy butt-hole mentions, Remus doesn't really understand love, kinda unsympathetic Deceit. 

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"Ah! Ahahahah!" A manic rumble of laughter bounced against the walls of the dingy hallway, a small figure beginning to saunter into view. "You're back!" The taller of the two practically leaped out of his skin with excitement. His feet never stayed in one place for too long, almost as if the floor was made of lava and burning his toes.

Janus wasn't all that endeared by the fact Remus had his hands hidden behind his back as he raced toward him. His much longer legs taking strides Janus had only seen in horror movies. Then again, Remus had never been the most delightful thing he had ever encountered. Deceit gave a not so discrete roll of his eyes as the Trashman bounded over.

"You're back! You're back! You're back!" Remus cackled, circling and spinning around Janus like a hyperactive shark ready to attack, hands still hidden behind his back.

"For now, yes." Janus mumbled, weaving his way past Remus to continue shuffling down the hallway.

Remus giggled as he scampered along to catch up with the other male. "Look what I made you!" It was then that the trash rat finally swiped his hands from behind his back. He pretended not to see the grimace grow across Deceit's face, and instead smiled wider.

A small, yellowish-orange corn snake slithered between the deranged male's fingers. The other couldn't help but stare at the odd looking spike poking out from it's head, as well as several splodges of blood. Clearly Remus had some witty, lewd, or gory explanation for that, he always did.

"That's... nice, Remus."

"It's a Horn Snake!" A few more chaotic cackles forced their way up his throat. Horn Snake. Horny snake. Horny Snek boi. Horny snake Janus - Fuck off! "It took a really long freaking time, and I even had to sneak into Roman's side of the imagination." Killed a unicorn. Dead unicorn for the horn snake. Horny unicorn snake. "But I - W-wait... For now?"

"I see... And yes, for now..."

"What do you mean 'for now?' Are you leaving?" He's leaving you. No one wants you. You're gonna be all alone because you're a worthless piece of - Stop it! He's not like Virgil. He won't leave me.

"I'm not quite sure just yet. I mean, I did reveal my name to them." Deceit adjusted his gloves, lips pinching in thought. His gaze then raised to meet demented green, speckled, twitching eyes.

"That's fucking amazing! I'm so proud of you, J-Anus!" ANUS! Juicy butt-hole. Janus' juicy butt-hole. Janus in my - Stop it! He nudged Janus on the shoulder, causing the other to stumble slightly. "I can understand how hard that must have been for you." Remus wiggled his brows and made a lewd gesture with his free hand.

The deceitful trait grumbled quietly, slipping through the entrance to the damp smelling living area. "It was extremely difficult, Remus. But it was something I had to do." Janus sighed and lowered himself down on the couch, one leg moving to drape over his thigh.

"Have they accepted you, then? Like what they did with Virgil?" Remus tilted his head with a rather gruesome crack. He bit at his lip, crouching down to let the horn snake take its leave as he gently allowed it to slither from his hand and onto the floor. Remus rose from the ground, nose wrinkled.

Remus had already told everyone his name! That meant he was accepted too, right? Why wouldn't he be? Sure, they got frightened whenever he popped up. Yeah, maybe he did kinda gross them out from time to time. But they touched him, hard with the back of their hands against his cheek. They loved all of his ideas, too. All of his drawings were always too amazing to be put on the fridge, that's why he would constantly find them in the trash. A lot of shoving, pushing, and yelling, true signs of affection. They loved him! Right? He was accepted, too!

"Patton said, if I wish, I could perhaps acquire a room in the Light Side of the MindScape..." The words dribbled slowly from Janus' lips, anticipating the reaction from the male standing in front of him.

"Holy shit!" Remus exclaimed, eyes widening in sudden awe and surprise. "Well we have to accept the offer, Jan! It's fucking rude if we don't." The taller trait bounced joyously, yanking Deceit by the arm and up from the sofa, earning a grunt from him. "We need to go pack! A room in the Light Side?! Gah, we've waited so long for this!" A frown began tugging at Janus' brows, which went un-noticed by Remus. "To be accepted like this! I can't believe -"

"Not 'we,' Remus..." Janus cleared his throat, sliding his arm out of the others grasp, averting his gaze. "Just me."

You fucking idiot! There was a short pause of silence. Remus hated silence. Kick him. No. Eyes blinking, nose twitching, a smile broke across Creativity's lips. "J-just you... Ha!" Remus choked on a laugh, an unsteady hand shooting up to clamp against his lips. "Yeah, I knew that! How could I not? Pfft..." His breathing picked up a few notches, gaze barely even able to reach anything but the floor.

"Remus," Janus took a dubious step closer, stretching out an arm, stopping as soon as Remus flinched away. "I'm sure they'll accept you in time-"

"Is... is it because I'm evil?"

"Pardon?" Janus recoiled in confusion, brows furrowed for a second before the words finally hit him right in the face. "Oh, Mussy, you know I didn't mean it like that. I would never -"

"Would it be better if I shaved it off?" Rip it off! One hair at a time. Painful. Pain. Remus violently shook his head, tears spewing from the corners of his eyes. "Oh, I could shave my whole skin off, too! Rip it off like a painful band-aid to distract me from the fact that my only friend thinks I'm a monster!"

"You are not a monster." Janus forced himself to take a step toward the other male, gaze stern yet concerned. He slipped off one of his gloves and reached out a gentle hand, only for it to be rejected.

"Really? Because as soon as you reveal your name, Patton decides to invite you right on in! What about me? Are you fucking him? I bet you're fucking him!" Who do I have to blow to be given a room in the Light Sides?

"Remus I am most certainly not -" Janus grit his teeth after being interrupted by Remus for the last time. His fingers curled into fists at his sides. "Listen to me! I took you in when you were nothing but a frightened little shit. And this is how you treat me?" The human side of his face blushed red with anger. "Not everything is about you, Remus. Can't you just be happy for me?!"

"I-I'm sorry, I just... I don't want to be alone..."

Janus pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed softly. "You won't be alone."

"Re-really? You're not leaving? I thought - I'm sorry, I didn't mean -"

"You'll be with Wrath." Janus smiled sadly. "Goodbye, Remus," he muttered before sinking down. 

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A/N: MwahahaahAhhhhh! Should I make a part two? Let me know, heheh.