(12) 🐲🦇⚡⚔DIASOMANIA SPECIAL: A baby-sitting spree

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A Baby-sitting spree

Diasomania with an S/o who baby-sits them.

(Daddy Lilia took a break to Valley of Thorns and poor s/o gets stuck babysitting hot guys lol)

I was hoping to get an idea for a Silver reader but I couldn't! Not even after this sleeping hotties gacha pick-up! 

But it was worth it, earned Lilia's robe card and Silver's lab coat card, first time's a charm. 💚💚💚💚💚💚🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

When I was reading the translation for Lilia's robe cards I got to know that he can make a baby asleep by singing a lullaby (shooooo cute uwu) with screamo (I mean wtf), who can sleep with someone screaming their ears off? I think I would (If it's Daddy Lilia then I've got no problem ;) )

Okay, the question of the day, who thinks that Diasomania bios are overprotective of Mal but don't admit it?

And do forgive me for my hopeless trial on Head cannons *cries*

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🐲MALLEUS DRACONIA🐉

> "Babysit me?" This should be interesting. 😏


> At first his s/o also couldn't believe that Lilia left them to babysit this dragon man, why does he need babysitting? Isn't he a bit too old for that? 


Oh yeah, for Lilia he isn't.


> Still, since their dear Lilia-senpai asked them this favor they couldn't do anything but oblige, respect for ancient beings is important.


> At first they thought that this would be easy. It was Malleus Freakin' Draconia, what could go wrong?


> DANGER: BE READY TO HAVE A SHORT CIRCUITING WITH GARGOYLES.

s/oexe.com has stopped working due to the gargoyle virus.


> "So the etymology of gargoyles is very ancient, very hard to interpret at first blah blah blah blah. . . " thus it went on and on and on for 400 million years.


> At first Malleus's s/o thought to just put on earplugs and go to sleep then and there, why does he even needs babysitting? 

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