Clucky: *swivels in chair while in deep thought* I've just realised that the luck gods that jhope keeps referring to... is technically me?! Like, I'm the one who decides what happens so-
Crowd: 😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯
Clucky: let's get on to the next guest before I lose my mind over this revelation- everyone! Please welcome, Yoongi!
Crowd: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yoongi: *rubbing his eyes while looking round confused* this is some weird dream...
Clucky: err, yes! A dream!... sit down and answer some questions!
Yoongi: ???? A talking chicken? Damn, I need to stop hanging around with Hoseok and Taehyung... *sits down anyway*
Clucky: on to the questions!
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Yoongi: ... ah screw it. I would describe Y/N as over optimistic... she needs to know that not everything is going to be okay... but for some reason, I want to tell her that everything is going to be okay
Clucky: 💀
Crowd:
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Yoongi: and Myunghee...*shivers*
Clucky: 😂
Crowd: 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Yoongi: alright, next question
Clucky: err, aren't you forgetting something?
Crowd:👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
Yoongi:....no?
Clucky: you forgot to say 'meow meow' 🥺
Crowd: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Yoongi: tch, no. There's no way in hell I'm going to do that
Clucky: 🥺plz
Yoongi: absolutely not, you won't see me alive doing it-
