A man that respects a woman deserves atleast ONE :)
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A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
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Facebook's next update, allowing you to check other people's private messages.
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Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15. ;-)
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Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
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I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.
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I hate people that starts tweets with "I hate people that."
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I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date...who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
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I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
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Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
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People make the world go around but at some point don't you wish it were flat so all the idiots would keep walking and never come back?
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Poke me now if you've ever had a crush on me..
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Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. ;-)
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The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Time to put that wall back up, I won't be fooled again.
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Two word's guys hate DON'T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
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We know that romance brings out the beast in you.
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When I die my gravestone is going to have a 'Like' button.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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