koolaid man's my sugardaddy (george martin smut)

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So SOMEBODY wanted a George Martin crack smut, that was odd and all over the place
I hope I did this justice 😌
That's not the saying I think but whatever
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I was watching my husband of 5 years wank off to peppa pig.

I walked over to the jar of fruits and pick up an apple. I take a bit out of the apple letting my saliva slobber all over the apple. Then I take my apple and throw it at peppa.

"Darling I was busy!!!" George cried out.

"YOU COULD BE BUSY DOING ME!" I shout, grabbing a banana and deepthroating it.

"MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO AND BEAT THE BISHOP WITH JAWN HUH" he shouts.

"no," I whisper.

He slinks off his shirt, then his pants, then his boxers. His teeny little peen springs out like a horse-y. Meow meow meow.

Next, he pounces on me like a kitty cat. Ruff ruff ruff.

"Can I bite you?"

"Sure"

He bites me.

"OH YEAHHHH" I scream out in desire.

He bites my ear.

"I'm not into that,"

"Oh sorry, can I enter my soft penis into your dry vagina?"

"Sure why not"

He slides into me slowly.

"OH YEAH"

I can still hear peppa pig oinking from the telly.

"I'm- I'm arriving!" He groans.

He arrives in Me. It's kind of powder-y.

"Well that was fun." I giggle.

"Yes," he falls asleep.

I hope I did this okay, it was fun and kinda scary to make

Okay so my friends are spamming me with pictures of John Lennon nude. And I mean I'm not complaining but Yoko is also in the picture, but every minute the same shit pops up. And now I'm embarrassed. Life is fun rn

𝐏𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐒 -beatles imagines, preferencesWhere stories live. Discover now