Back to my roots
John- Was your dad a boxer? Cause dahamnnn you're a knock out
Does it work- No, but he gets a laugh from you
Paulie- Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
Does it work- Somewhat, you give him your number
George- You know what winks and screws like a tiger *he winks*
Does it work- Depends ;) (it'd work for me)
Ringo- You are so selfish. You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Does it work- HELL YES IT'S FUCKING RINGO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
alsooooo i have a john book out now, because I'm a fucking mess and I had the idea in my head for too damn long. Stay sage schmoopies
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