Would You Rather? (JW)

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Moon: What are we doing here again? 

Starguider: You're here because we are playing Would you Rather, but you don't have to do the thing you chose. 

Winter, Peril, Turtle, Kinkajou, and Qibli: *sigh* 

Lily: Dad will go first, 

Turtle: *Shrinks back* It's still weird for you to say the d-word. 

Toucan: Okay, Mr. Turtle. 

Turtle: Nevermind, Dad is fine

Copper: Turtle would you rather be invisible and not be notice or be with Kinkajou? 

Turtle: *hesitates* Kinkajou...

Kinkajou: I KNEW IT! I WOULD BE WITH YOU TOO! 

Lily: Now just wait, one-minute mom, Would you rather be with Turtle or be surrounded by the cutest sloths in the world? 

Kinkajou: Oooo, Sloths...definitely sloths...sorry Turtle...

Turtle: *Sad for eternity* 

Toucan: Mrs. Moon, it's your turn.

Moon: I still can't believe that I'm a Mrs. and a Mom. 

Qibli: Best of all you're my Mrs. 

Winter: I wish she was my Mrs. 

Lily:  ANYWAY, Moon, would you rather go on a date with Winter or with Qibli? 

Moon: Qibli, sorry Winter, you're just so mean to me...

Starguider: Okay, Dad, would you rather eat rotten goat cheese or rotten fruits? 

Qibli: rotten fruits, I tried rotten goat cheese, did not taste good...

Lily: Mr. Winter, would you rather eat all of the scavengers in Sanctuary? Or would you rather eat Moon? 

Winter: ...Moon...

Moon: WHAT! 

Qibli: YOU LAY A HAND ON HER I'LL TEAR YOU TO SHERDS! 

Moon: Really? 

Qibli: Yeah...if that's what you want...

Moon: If I'm put in a life or death situation then please fight for me. 

Qibli: Anything for you Mi Amor

Moon: Since when did you learn Spanish? 

Qibli: Since you became mine

Moon: Oooo, I like that

Winter: I think I'm going to barf...

*Moon and Qibli start to kiss Starguider is disgusted and snaps them to a room* 

Copper: Oooookkkkaaayy, Mom! 

Peril: Hmm?

Copper: Would you rather have firscales and not kill anybody or have not have firescales and kill twice as much as you have now? 

Peril: I'd have the no firescales one... because even if I didn't kill all those dragons will still see me as a monster. But if I don't then they will forgive me, like Coral forgave Tsunami for killing her husband. Or like how Glory forgave Deathbringer for killing thousands of dragons when he was an assassin. 

Turtle: Wow, I didn't know you felt that way...

Peril: Well, I do...

*Peril leaves the cave and Moon and Qibli come back in*

Moon: what happened? 

Winter: While you two were off making out, Peril spilled her guts. 

Qibli: about Clay? 

Turtle: no about her firescales...

Kinkajou: I feel bad I called her a monster now...

All except Copper: I think we all do



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