(Hullo, hOhOh iM bAcK)
I'm updating because someone kept on coming up my ass and wouldn't stop bugging me about it. You know who you are. I'm looking at you girl.
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"MAX!"
"Huh?"
"WhERE ARE MY GLASSES?"
"What?"
"ICA NTFIND MYGLASSES-"
"Chandler, what are you talking about?"
"MY GLASSES."
"Honey, you don't even wear glasses."
"Oh... Right."
"What-"
Chandler laughed loudly at himself, letting out a "Haaaa." at the end and sitting down on the chair in front of Max.
"So, are you waiting for someone?" Julie asks and crooks his head to the side, looking seemingly cute.
"What makes you think so?" Max asked and sipped on his tea, closing his eyes.
"You're sitting in a cafe, all by yourself." Snorted Chandler and rolled his eyes and his stupid friend.
"Well, I'm not all by myself anymore, am I?" Stated Kingmoon as he put his cup down and finally looked up at Chandler with no emotions applied to his face.
"Wh-"
"MAX!" Suddenly a girly deep voice echoed throughout the cafe, as the owner of the voice ran up to Max and sat down on his lap to hug him.
"Oh, hi Daisy." Max smiled at his wif- I mean, husband, and hugged her. She hugged him back, laughing.
"Max I've missed you so muc-" Daisy couldn't even finish her sentence as she was brutally pushed off of Max.
"Social distancing." Said Chandler and took Maxs tea for the dramatic effect, sipping on it.
"Wtf my tea." Max pouted.
Daisy showed Chandler her middle finger and Julie couldn't help but chuckle.
"Middle finger, seriously?"
"Yeah, apparently my middle finger has an erection every time someone speaks bullshit, can't help it."
Chandler and Daisy glared at each other, before they started laughing.
"BAhah, that's a good one."
"I know, it's new to my collection."
They both started chit chatting about the most random shit, while Max was confused as fuck, and still sad over his tea.
