Me: Welcome Snotlout, my first question will be...
Snotlout: Yes I will.
M: But I um... I haven't asked any questions yet.
S: Don't worry babe. I got you covered. I know what you wanted to ask.
M: Do you?
S: Of course, you wanted to know if I will go on a date with you. Well today's your lucky day, and me being the gentleman that I am went ahead and answered you before you asked. So yeah, you're welcome.
M: That's... really nice of you.
S: Told ya babe. I'm irresistible.
M: Sure...If you don't mind let's go back to having...
S: a picnic?
M: Whaat no I meant...
S: a romantic flight?
M: More like a...
S: a walk during the sunrise on a chilly morning and...
M: an interview. Let's go back to having an interview. Shall we?
S: If you insist...All tough I do believe that a picnic would be nicer.
M: Maybe later, So my first question, Who, from The Gang is most likely to have a crush on you?
S: Pff, who doesn't?
M: When was your most memorable birthday?
S: The one I had at The Edge. Everybody was acting like they forgot and in the evening they surprised me with a big cake and new sword.
M: Talking about the Edge, If you were stranded on a deserted island and you could only have one item, what would it be?
S: A mirror probably.
M: Do you believe in luck?
S: Of course I do. I wouldn't be here without it.
M: In that case, what is the luckiest thing to ever happen to you?
S: My skills.
M: And what's the most useful thing you own?
S: Hookfang.
M: For what in your life do you feel the most grateful?
S: For my friends... jk for my face.
M: What is a first thing you notice about a person?
S: Their smile.
M: What was your childhood like?
S: If we assume that a nice childhood is the one where your own father compares you to the son of a chief and says that you shall never lose to him than yeah, pretty good one.
M: Do you ever wish you were raised differently?
S: Sometimes...but it made me who I am today, so I do believe that everything happens for a reason.
M: What was the first thing you wanted to be when you grew up?
S: I mean, my dad wanted me to be a chief, that counts right?
M: What advice would you give to your younger self then?
S: To not compare to the others, because you are only one you... and that it would be unfair to the others to be compared to such perfection like me.
M: Did you ever hide anything from or lie to your parents when you were young?
S: Nooo....
