43 Questions with Astrid Hofferson

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1. What's your favourite colour? 

Blue.

2. Axe or sword?

Definitely axe.

3. From 0 to 10 how good boyfriend is Hiccup?

100 for sure.

4. Favourite season?

Summer.

5. Who is the last person you kissed?

I guess it's Heather. She came back from her island and we kissed on the cheek.

6. What's the first thing you think when you wake up?

Hm.... probably what should I wear.

7. When you are mad at Hiccup, what does he do to apologize?

Once I was really angry and Hiccup shaped a cloud into a heart and Toothless lighted it by plasma blast. That was really cute. Don't tell him but sometimes I act like I'm mad. Hiccup is so funny when he tries to think what came into me.

8. Hugs or kisses?

Punches.

9. Morning or evening?

Morning.

10. What's the most comfy thing you've ever worn?

I think it was Hiccup's shirt. They fit me like a dress so I like to wear them when it's hot.

11. What's the nickname Hiccup gave you?

I mean he already calls me M'lady but he sometimes calls me his princess.

12. Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?

Dunnno. Ask Hiccup.

13. Who do you think Toothless likes more, you or Hiccup?

Whoever gives him a fish.

14. What would be the title of your autobiogrpahy?

How to terrorize the whole village using just an axe.

15. What's your cure for hiccups?

Scaring.

16. If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator?

It might sound ridiculous but I would love the twins to do it.

17. When was the last time you face palmed?

When I listened to the twins arguing.

18. Who has zero filter between their brain and mouth?

Snotlout for sure.

19. What did you think was going to be amazing but turned out to be horrible?

Hmmmmm... 2 weeks ago I took Toothless on a ride and we tried to make 100,  360 degrees turns in a row. It was horrible.

20. What's something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?

To never get in a way of my axe.

21. What kinds of things do you like to cook or are good at cooking?

I'm absolutely  the best cook ever. Do you want to try my Yaknog?

22. Maybe later.... Ok, next question.  What's the most amazing true story you've heard?

One evening, we made a girls night with me, Heather, Ruffnut and Valka. Then she told us the story about how Stoick proposed to her. He really loved her, and I believe he still does.

23. What's the most annoying noise?

When Hiccups gets angry and he starts pacing.

24. What's the dumbest thing someone has argued with you about?

Oh... One time Hiccup dared to say that I'm not right.  Let's just say he didn't make that mistake ever again.

25.What's the most beautiful beach you've been to?

The one at the Edge.

26. When was the most inappropriate time you busted out in laughter?

When Hiccup was giving his "speech" about being security while training, Tuffnut stand behind him and started to imitate him. That was hilarious.

27. Where is the best place you've been for taking walks?

Beach, of course.

28. What's the funniest thing you've seen a kid do?

Well... I mean... we have twins so.... basically everything they do.

29. What always cheers you up when you think about it?

I often think about a fly with Stormfly. Occasionally with Hiccup, but only to knock him off off Toothless. What can I do? It's just so funny to look at him when he tries to be mad at me.

30. In that case, can Hiccup be mad at you?

He can't.

31. Do you like things to be carefully planned or do you prefer to just go with the flow?

Go with the flow. Duh...

32. What big event do you think will happen soon that most people aren't expecting?

Don't tell anybody that.... but I have a feeling that Fishlegs will propose to Heather.

33. Who is the most manipulative person you've ever met?

I believe it must be Viggo.

34. Who is the most creative person you know?

Hiccup.

35. What's the funniest pick up line you've heard?

Ugh... one time me and Heather were looking for some axes and a boy from another shop yelled to me: "If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber."...

36. What's your good luck charm?

Heh... it's not a "good luck charm" but I always wear a necklace Hiccup made for me. It's a letter "H" made from gold and diamonds. To make it even more special he added Stormfly and Toothless wrapping around the letter.

37. What do you do to make the world a better place?

I try not to train with my axe in the village.

38. How often do you train?

Everyday baby.

39. What skill would you like to master?

Probably sleeping in every place.

40. Are you usually early or late?

Late.

41. What takes up too much of your time?

Braiding my hair. Believe me, it makes better muscles than training.

42. What's the best thing that happened to you last week?\

Aww... Last week, when I woke up I felt that something was different. So I went outside and I got flooded by a ocean of roses. Later it came out that Hiccup put the flowers around and on top of my house while I was sleeping.

43. Do you think that Hiccup will propose to you one day?

Heh.. I don't know. Maybe one day. 

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