𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 - 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

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(in which the bullshit finally begins)

little y/n stein

she's a special kind of girl, isn't she?

a lone weapon with no desire to find a partner

exploring the world and beating monsters by herself

quite surprising for someone like her

a short shock weapon like her is bound to get hurt somehow, right?

anyone who would assume that is a total moron

y/n may be a bit small for her age, but her anger, attitude, and manic episodes brought her to where she is now

this is how she lives her life

"SUCK MY DICK YA FUCKIN CUM DUMPSTER!!!"

...by chatting with her best friends and using extreme amounts of profanity to everyone

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you have been invited to 'death gang 😎😌✨'
accept?

>yes • no

you have joined death gang 😎😌✨

mamaka
and that's why you all need to read the bible at least once

giraffekiller
wha-
OH HI Y/NNNNNNN
<<<<<<<333333

electrobitch
HI WIFEY 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
hi everyone else

icankillgod
liz your sister's being gay again

lizard
honestly me too

tsutsu
hi l/n :)

electrobitch
LAJDLSJD HI TSUBAKI ILY

tsutsu
:) 💞

sharkdude
damn y/n really getting all the girls huh?

lizard
yes.

emoboy
i honestly wouldn't be surprised if she came out as a lesbian

electrobitch
um excUse me
i'm bi thank you very much 😎

sharkdude
so you fuck bicycles??
kinda weird ngl

giraffekiller
i-

emoboy
aren't you the one who gets into blair's boobs everyday?

sharkdude has left the chat

icankillgod
DUDE YOU BROKE HIM

emoboy
it had to be done
wait soul come back i gotta tell you something

sharkdude has joined the chat

sharkdude
what

emoboy
bitch.

electrobitch
😳👉👈

sharkdude has changed 8 names

neeerrrd
was this necessary?

cool guy
yes

tiny emo
hey at least i'm not as short as y/n

y/n's wife
i like mine!

protecc
i don't understand but i like it :)

beanstalk
i-

kool aid man
IM CLEARLY BLUE YA KNOW

cool guy
blueberry kool aid

kool aid man
oh okay

hoe
YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY THO
AND KID IM NOT THAT SHORT

cool guy
you don't deserve effort
you're as tall as maka y/n you're short

hoe
bitch
look out your window

cool guy
why
WAIT WHY ARE YOU OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

hoe
because you boutta die now let me in dumbass

cool guy has left the chat
hoe has left the chat

tiny emo
f in the chat for soul

y/n's wife
f

protecc
f

beanstalk
f

kool aid man
f

neeerrrd
guys why did i get kicked out
and wHY DO I HEAR MOANING-