𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 - 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

10

(in which the chat gets ready for that special night)

wahmen 🥺💗

flatass
hey are we all ready yet?

goddess
i am! just waiting on black star :)

krabby patty
i look hella good in red!

panty anarchy
now that kids out of the house, we don't gotta worry bout him making our outfits "SyMmEtRiCaL"

flatass
what about you, y/n?

dumpster fire
lemme fix my tie then i'll be right there

flatass
i guess we're all good, then!

panty anarchy
😳
kid'll fix it for you once he gets there, n/n
we'll meet you in the school then

krabby patty
yeah!

dumpster fire
aight
see y'all then 🥺

-

tiny pp gang

emo boy
GOD DAMNIT BLACK STAR WHERE IS MY FUCKING RING???

inosuke 2.0
I DONT FUCKING KNOW
I THINK SOMEONE STOLE IT

emo boy
IT WAS CLEARLY YOU, FUCKASS

inosuke 2.0
IT FUCKING WASNT ME

corona
WHAT DOES FUCKASS MEAN?

inosuke 2.0
UR A DUMBASS CRONA STFU
NOW STOP TRYING TO BEAT ME UP KID
YOU BUILT LIKE A TWIG

emo boy
NO IM NOT BITCH

pervert
YALL STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THE CHAT
LETS FUCKING GO ALREADY

emo boy
ILL MEET YALL THERE I GOTTA GET MY DATE
YOU KNOW
SOMETHING YOU GUYS COULD NEVER HAVE???

pervert
LISTEN YOU FUCKING CUNT
I WILL STAB YOU TO THE GROUND AND MAKE YOU EAT THE PAVEMENT

emo boy
THE DAMAGE BETTER BE FUCKING SYMMETRICAL

corona
NOBODY CARES ABOUT SYMMETRY KID SHUT THE FUCK UP OR IM STEALING Y/N AGAIN
-ragnarok :)

emo boy
i-

pervert
well i'm gonna leave y'all behind. y'all can suck my balls

inosuke 2.0
you mean those deflated ping pong balls that look like they've been beat up so hard you're stuck blue balled for the rest of your life?

pervert
FUCK YOU

private chat
death daddy, y/n 🖤

death daddy
i'm here

y/n 🖤
sweet

y/n walked down the stairs, almost getting her nails caught on the chains of her black collar dress. her black heels loudly clicked against the hard floor signalling that she was heading out. she seemed quite in a hurry to answer the door for her date. little shocks of ecstatic electricity spring out of her body out of excitement. her fingers fidgeted with themselves as she made her way from the stairway to the doors.

a bright smile grew on her lips. she was ecstatic as hell for this moment.

her silver ringed hands swung open the doors to reveal kid, standing with a bouquet of f/c roses. he knew she had her eyes on them for a while so he knew they would be perfect for her. a soft smile graced his f/f flavoured lips, his golden eyes trailing her body up and down. he was delighted to see how symmetrical she was.

...except the tie.

he stared at it for a few minutes, glaring at the unevenness. y/n tilted her head confused until she looked down at her chest. she quirked an eyebrow at him and smirked softly. "mind helping me fix it?" she asked, gaining his attention. he nodded then quickly shoved the roses into her hands, his hands immediately going towards her tie.

but timing decided to spite them.

as soon as he reached his hands up, barely grazing over her breasts, her father made his way up from his basement. the two teens froze immediately and turned their heads to face him. stein's glasses glinted in the dim lighting, his eyes darting towards kid's frozen hands. sweat threatened to drop from the asymmetrical haired male as he tried his hardest not to make eye contact.

"fuck, please don't kill me you got the wrong idea, professor stein. her tie is just so messed up and-"

"stop talking."

stein stopped his rambling and walked away, blowing smoke out and sighing to himself. kid was quick to fix y/n's tie, trying to leave as soon as possible. her cheeks reddened with embarrassment. "dude, dad almost fuckin killed you!" she laughed, trying to ease the tension. he looked up at her with a deadpanned look. "you're lucky your laugh isn't unlikable otherwise i would have exterminated you by now," he remarked, causing her to smile. "whatever you say, love." she commented, looking towards the doors.

as soon as he finished, kid opened one and stood to the side so she could walk out first. she giggled and muttered a "thanks, emo boy," before he walked behind her.

she wrapped both her hands around his arm as they left for the school. "soul's gonna be so mad when he realizes i got a date with you," he muttered under his breath. she raised a brow. "did you say something?" she asked. he shook his head, fighting the urge to allow a smirk form on his smooth symmetrical lips.

"not at all, my dearest."