The Misadventures of the Bros (Danganronpa THH)

Road Rage and Chicken Nuggets

{I barely even remember drawing this but it fits here so have this XD}

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"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-"

The shouting, honking, and overuse of 'creative' language had been going on for a while now, but that doesn't make it any more bearable.    

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Earlier that night, Taka, Leon, Mondo, Chihiro, and Yasuhiro were hanging out after school on a Friday.  It was 10:37pm and after curfew but that didn't stop the group of starving Ultimate's cravings for junk food, and so, ignoring Taka's protests, they decided to go off campus for some MonoDonalds (A/N: creative, I know XD). It was a little too far to walk, so they decided on driving there, that was their first mistake.  

The only people who knew how to drive at the time were Hiro and Mondo, but they weren't going to trust Hiro to drive (for obvious reasons), and they certainly were not all going to fit on Mondo's motorcycle, even if they could, Taka wouldn't allow it.  So they settled on Mondo driving them in Hiro's van.  

As they snuck out of the dorms (dragging Taka along), they reached the school parking lot and were met with the chunk of metal that was Yasuhiro Hagukure's van.  It was almost unbelievable that that thing would even work.  It was a small, dirty, old van with cracks along the headlights and mirrors, there were dents along the sides from who knows what and the rear bumper was poorly held in place using copious amounts of duct tape.  What tied it all together was the obnoxiously bright spray paint on the sides portraying fantasy scenes with an unnecessary amount of aliens.  It was a stereotype on wheels.

"Yasuhiro, are you sure that thing is even legal?" asked Chihiro nervously as he scanned the car. 

"Of course it's legal, dude! I would have been caught by now if it wasn't!"  Hiro laughed while searching his pockets for the keys.

Taka circled the car, taking notice of each dent and cracks in the door as well as mirrors.  "These mirrors are in horrible condition, you could easily get fined for this" 

"The hell is this?" Mondo asked Hiro, pointing to the spray painted sides of the van. "It looks like your fucken' personality on wheels" Leon said, trying to hold back a laugh.  Mondo didn't even try to hold it in, earning a short lecture and a light punch from Taka for both of them.

"I'm starting to think that wasn't a compliment, dude" Hiro sighed, getting a small pat on the back from Chihiro. "Don't listen to them, Hiro. You have a very nice personality." 

"I'm sorry bro! I was just kidding" said Leon as he pat his friends back, with tears in his eyes from laughing.

They all settled in the car with Leon, Chihiro, and Taka in the back, and Yasuhiro in the front seat with Mondo driving. This was their second mistake, because the others were not aware of Mondo's internalized claustrophobia, which led to a very stressed driver in the tiny van.  It didn't help that he also had the habit of turning stress into aggression.  

They were not ready for the 10 minute drive with a very hungry, stressed, and angry Mondo.

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They had left school grounds only 5 minutes ago and Mondo was already starting to lose it.  He was loudly mumbling to himself and yelling at every car that passed him, they had no idea what he was saying, but it was starting to get a little annoying.  No one was going to speak up though-

"Yo Mondo, can you shut the fuck up bro?" 

"The fuck you say to me Kuwata" Mondo growled.  Even though he never took his eyes of the road, Leon could still feel the biker's glare on him, he shuddered a little but glared back.  

Taka, Chihiro, and Hiro stayed quiet (as any sane person would), having no idea what to do in this situation.  It was one of the most uncomfortable silences they had ever experienced in their lives.  Taka was mentally preparing himself to stop any further fighting between the two, while Chihiro silently stared out the window, now noticing they were going faster than before.  Hiro was weighing the pros and cons in his head of what would happen if he just jumped out of the car right now.  

To their horror, Leon broke the silence once again "You heard me! Shut the hell up! I don't know why you're freaking out, dude. You hungry or something!?"

At this, Taka and Chihiro turned and glared at the now grinning Hiro, forgetting about Leon. They knew what he was about to do and they knew it would only make Mondo in a worse mood if he did, they were almost at the restaurant, just one more minute-

"Yasuhiro, please don't-" 

Before Chihiro could finish his sentence, Hiro pulled out a slightly squashed Snickers bar from his pocket and nudged it towards Mondo.

"Here, have a Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry" whispered Hiro, using all his power to stop himself from bursting out laughing.

Mondo didn't say anything, he parked the van outside of the MonoDonalds, and without looking at anyone, yanked to candy bar from Hiro's shaking hands and aggressively opened the door and stumbled out of the car.

"Oh thank fuckin' lord" Mondo gasped as he got out of the car, this was one reason he liked motorcycles more than cars, they weren't as restricting and suffocating as those fucking boxes on wheels.

"Kyoudai? Are you alright?" Taka asked the taller biker, noticing how exhausted he looked.

"Yeah, I'm fine, sorry about that. Let's just go get food" Mondo mumbled, flushing from embarrassment as he opened the doors for everyone.

 Now that he was out of that death trap on wheels, Mondo felt much better than he did before and was able to (reluctantly) apologize for his outbursts, Leon apologized too.  All was forgiven and Mondo payed for the food his friends ordered, there was a lot more boxes of chicken nuggets than he expected. 

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On the way back, they voted Hiro to drive them back to the dorms, giving Mondo a break.  To their surprise, despite the many close calls, they had gotten back to the dorms in one piece.  The group snuck back to their rooms as if nothing happened, though Taka was still upset that they broke curfew rules.

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