The Misadventures of the Bros (Danganronpa THH)

Where The Frick Are We

Requested by @Scarykawaiigirl 

Oof, this took a bit 😅 I lost every ounce of creativity halfway through writing this but I did it, yaaaaay :D Also hinting of Ishimondo and Naegami.

"Taka! Do you want to go to Starbucks with me, Leon, Mondo, and Hiro after school?" Chihiro asked as Kiyotaka was quickly putting his books into his bag after their last period.

Taka slowed down for a second, rethinking this plans, "Hmm, I don't have patrol today... so yes! I would love to accompany you! I've been meaning to start studying for Friday's quiz so the caffeine will surely help. Oh! May I ask who's driving this time?"

Chihiro gave an awkward smile and sighed "Uh, it's Hiro this time... Mondo's already kinda in a bad mood... so we didn't want another 'incident'."

"Oh... we really need to get someone else who knows how to drive don't we?" Taka and Chihiro giggled as he finished putting his books away and they walked down to the school's parking lot.

"Sup nerds! Get in we're going to get COFFEE." Leon shouted from across the parking lot to Taka and Chihiro, scaring a few students near by.

"Shut it Leon, I have a fuckin' headache from that Ouma kid running around all day." Mondo grumbled as everyone got in Hiro's car.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that... why was everyone chasing him?" Hiro asked from the drivers seat, Leon laughing his butt off remembering what happened.

"Well, Ouma-kun is known for pulling pranks on some of his classmates, and apparently they'd had enough, so they all got together to chase him down- Leon put on your seatbelt. It resulted in half of the class skipping just to catch him, they all received detention by the way, however Ouma-kun will have to be put into a separate room." Taka explained, noticeably frustrated with the whole situation. Everyone laughing except for Mondo.

"You could hear the brat from across the school, he looked too fuckin' pleased with himself, it was creepy as hell." Mondo sighed.

"Eh, you'll calm down after some coffee" said Hiro patting Mondo's back as he started the car. "...which one are we going to again? The close one?"

"NO NOT THAT ONE." Leon shouted making everyone jump. "Byakuya practically owns that place, and he acts like it."

"Knowing him he probably does...." Chihiro sighed. "And ever since he and Makoto started dating, they go there everyday after school, Makoto's great but I'm sorry, I don't really want to see Byakuya." 

"Yeah I really don't want to see money legs right now, let's just go to the other one"  Mondo said

Everyone agreed and they were off.

After a few minutes of silence, Leon broke it. "Oh hey Taka, speaking of Makoto and Byakuya, when are you and Mondo going to start dating?" Leon questioned with a smug smile.

"S-SHUT THE FUCK UP LEON-" "LANGUAGE MONDO" both boys screamed, faces bright red with Leon laughing his ass off once again and Hiro and Chihiro holding back their laughter.

"I mean- it's pretty fricken obvious dudes, the whole class knows it, you two know it, we know it, when's it gonna happen?" Hiro snorted, Chihiro and Leon still a giggly mess.

"Why must you always bring this up in the car?? This is not welcome in a.... in a car environment!!" Taka squeaked. "I FU-FRICKEN HATE CARS" Mondo yelled, both their faces still bright red.

"O-ok, ok" Chihiro giggled "We know it's none of our business but we know you two like each other, and we want you to be happy, that's all. We'll stop bothering you for a while... right Leon? Hiro?"

"No promises" Leon said with his smug smile, tears still in his eyes from laughing too much. Hiro just nodded, still laughing.

They continued talking for a while, talking about what happened with Kokichi and other drama that happened that day. When Taka noticed something...

"Umm... This place doesn't look familiar... Hiro, how long have we been driving for?" Taka questioned and Hiro froze looking at the time.

"Oh crap, we left at around 3:30 and...it's fuckin 5:15... HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE!??" Hiro exclaimed. 

"WHAT!?!"

"THE FRICK? HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE??" 

"U-uh it says here that this is the outskirts of a n-nuclear plant...?"

"SERIOUSLY, WE COULDNT HAVE GONE THAT FAR"

"WE NEED TO CALM DOWN JUST-"

As they were freaking out, they heard rustling from the dumpster nearby and everyone froze.

"Uh- NOT IT"

"NOT IT"

"NOT IT"

"NOT IT"

"NOT- wait" "ok Hiro GOCHECKITOUTDONTDIEPLEASE" "what the heck??"

Hiro was then shoved in front of the dumpster, armed with a big stick provided by Chihiro. He slowly (and very shakily), lifted the lid and peaked inside. 

Inside, was none other than Kokichi Ouma and Nagito Komaeda holding a flashlight and they seemed to be in the middle of a card game.

"Oh heeeeey! Don't you go to Hope's Peak too? Nishihi, MY SAVIOOOR WAAAHHH." Kokichi hopped out of the dumpster and hugged the extremely confused Yasuhiro while fake sobbing. "Ah, hello Yasuhiro-kun, oh I see there are others here too!" Said Nagito poking his head out and waving to the others hiding behind the car.

"O-oh, h-hello Komaeda-kun, and... Ouma-kun... what are you two doing here?" Said Taka poking out from the car.

"Ah, not like it's that important, but I tripped into the trash can during lunch earlier and couldn't get out, not that any of you ultimates would notice that someone like me was gone... but then Ouma-kun jumped in to to hide from everyone else and we somehow ended up here... it's a miracle that someone managed to find us... but i guess that's just the hope of the Ultimates..." Nagito replied, making dramatic poses.

Leon and Chihiro were trying to pry the sobbing Kokichi off of Hiro as Taka, Mondo, and Nagito tried to look up a route to get back to the school. Nagito and Kokichi would have to come with them so the car was slightly more crowded than before. Riding with Nagito Komaeda and Kokichi Ouma was an.... experience.

In the end they never got their Starbucks.

Also, if you must know, Taka would have gotten a Caffeinated tea like Earl Grey or Morning Breakfast, Chihiro would have gotten a Carmel Frappuccino, Leon and Mondo would have gotten black coffee because they think they're badass and would see who drank it first, and Hiro is the surprisingly normal one with just a coffee with cream and sugar.

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