The Misadventures of the Bros (Danganronpa THH)

Who the heck is straight

Requested by @Scarykawaiigirl :D

Woooo I wrote this at like 2am on a school night so don't take this too seriously let's goooooooo. Also, you know the drill, Ishimondo, a little bit of Hagaleon, etc.

It was a Sunday evening at Leon's house where class 78 was having a little get together (Junko wasn't invited and Mukuro stayed with her). They weren't doing much because Taka hid Leon's stash of alcohol, which was the reason most of the people came in the first place, so they were bored, until someone recommended truth or dare.

It started off kinda intense at first but nothing too crazy. Sayaka dared Hifumi to read one of his most "graphic" fics out loud (which he gladly did), Hiro dared Toko and Byakuya to do 7 minutes in heaven (he ran out after a minute), Leon dared Taka and Chihiro to go outside and yell "fuck" as loud as they could, Celeste dared Mondo to wear one of her dresses for 5 rounds, Aoi dared Hiro to eat a Tidepod (it was a joke but he did it and Sakura had to make sure he wasn't literally going to die), etc.

They were playing for a while and things were starting to die down a little, it was mostly just asking truths now. Crushes were exposed and the tea was spilled (Re-reading this in the morning, I think I just cringed at myself aaaaaa).

"Hey Chihiro, truth or dare" Kirigiri asked Chihiro in her usual calm and monotone voice.

"Oh! Truth please!" 

"Who do you think is the "straightest" out of you, Taka, Leon, Mondo, and Hiro? I've been curious for a while now and you seem like you would answer the most honestly." Kirigiri asked looking Chihiro dead in the eye while he flushed bright red, Byakuya glaring at a her and Celeste giggling. 

"U-um, w-we'll, I personally don't t-think that's for me t-to decide-"

"HEY HEY WAIT, I mean, like, if we're talking straightest, it's gotta be me, right?" Leon spoke up and everyone stared at him, a few started bursting out laughing as his cheeks turned bright red.

"Uh dude, I'm not saying you're gay, but you're definitely not straight" Hiro giggled wiping away tears.

"Leon Kuwata?? The straightest out of all of us? Hiro's probably straighter than you." Mondo wheezed

"Shut up Mondo, you and Taka are automatically disqualified from this, you two are the gayest out of all of us..." Leon grumbled, turning pink.

"T-that's, that's strictly your opinion!"

"Taka, you're literally wearing Mondo's coat right now!" 

"He was cold you fuckin' hypocrite! I'm 90% sure that's Hiro's hoodie you're wearing!!" 

"W-well I-" "Wait, what about Chi?" Hiro interrupted, turning a tiny bit pink.

"Uh, well, even I don't really know what I am, I just identify as queer for now... so that's why I don't really know how I fit into this" Chihiro giggled nervously.

"Valid... DEFINITELY NOT THE STRAIGHTEST THOUGH"

They continued arguing like that for a while, everyone just watching and chiming in a few times it was pretty entertaining to be honest. Kyoko looked pleased with herself, as if she knew something like this would happen. In the end, no one really won, they just got really off topic and eventually dropped the whole thing to play Charades. 

Kyoko later revealed that she had made a bet with Byakuya, that she could make them argue before he could, she got $20 out of it so that was nice.

{567 words, short I know XD}