Eddie almost stopped breathing because of how much he was laughing. Richie was on the floor crying....because he was laughing so much. Beverly was on Richie's leg practically already dead because of how much she was laughing, and Mike and Ben were leaning on each other and practically hugging. These lasted for about 2 minutes. They finally calmed down a little and it went silent. They all stared at each other then bursted into laughter again. They stopped when the door bell rang. Beverly got up off of Richie's leg and slowly walked to the door. Someone banged on the door. "Come on open up! It's cold out here!" Said the voice on the other end. The losers looked at each other and said, "Stanley." Beverly sighed. "Come in Stan." She called. Bill and Stan came bursting through the door panting. "Holy shit what happened to you?" Richie said getting up."H-H-Henry B-Bowers." Bill said. The room went silent. Then Eddie took out his aspirator and pulled the trigger. Everyone looked at him and he stared back. "What, not my fault I have asthma." Eddie said. Bill laughed a little at that comment. "Anyways are you guys hurt? Do you need Doctor K?" Richie asked. "Can we not make that a nickname...please." Eddie said annoyed. "Too late spaghetti man." Richie said with a wink. Eddie rolled his eyes, even though Eddie finds it cute and kinda likes it when Rich calls him all these silly nicknames he also finds it some what annoying. "Nah we're alright just tired." Stan replied. Stan walked over to the couch and flopped down onto it. While doing this Richie noticed something on Stan's neck. it looked like a- "Hickey." Eddie whispered to Richie. "Yeah I see it." Rich replied. Richie walked over to Stan and whispered. "Nice little friend you got on your neck there Stanny boy." Richie winked at Stan and walked back over to Eddie. The two looked at Stan they saw as a flipped them off and covered his neck with his hand. "So how was bird watching guys?" Ben asked. "More like hickey giving." Richie replied. "Rich!" Stan, Bill and Eddie yelled at the same time. "Shit." Richie said. Eddie grabbed his arm and pulled him into the bathroom. "You need to learn to keep your god damn stupid ass mouth shut! Poor Stan I mean what if, what if-" God Eddie's so cute when he yells "You're cute when you try to be mad." Richie blurted. "What?!" Eddie asked backing up. Fuck. I'm screwed. Kiss him. No! He'll kill you. Fucking kiss him you pussy! NO! HE'LL HATE YOU. "Uh you get it from your mom." Richie said trying to recover. "Oh shut up! That's fucking disgusting. "Typical Richie, the one time you think he likes you back he HAS to make a your mom joke." Eddie thought. Eddie walked away. Richie slapped himself. "You actual fucking idiot." Said a voice. Richie turned. There standing out the window was Pennywise the fucking grandma. "C-clown! C-clown in bathroom!" Richie managed. "Shush gay boy, I was taking my cow Helga on a walk and I heard some little gay boyos around the corner and was like "let's go scare them and then rant about how gay they are and make them scared about their sexuality." so here I am child of gay." Pennywise said. "So your not here to kill me?" Richie asked. "Nah that's the old me, I'm vegan now." Penny replied. "Fuck! Helga stop biting my pants!" Pennywise called to his cow. Richie laughed. "So I can trust that you're not going to rip me to smithereens?" "Again I'm vegan- HELGA STOP EATING MY FUCKING PANTS!" "Then get rid of the fucking cow idiot." Richie commented. Pennywise gasped. "Ever since you dofuses beat the shit out of me Helga has been there for me so NO HELGA STAYS." Penny replied. Richie stood there wide eyed. "Okay..." "anyways I've gotta scram. You gotta number?" Pennywise asked. "Uh 5?" Rich replied. "no phone number dumbass." "Oh yeah it's **********." Pennywise took out his phone and put down Richie's number. "Text you late your gayness." Pennywise said with a bow. "Yeah yeah yeah, also not gay!" Richie called to Pennywise. Somebody knocked on the bathroom door. "Rich you dead?" Richie opened the door. The person behind the door was Eddie. He saw Eddie and quickly yelled into the bathroom "see ya later Mrs. K." Eddie closed the door on Richie. "Yeah guys he's dead you can stop acting sad!" Eddie called to the others. "Oh good my eyes were stinging." Stanley called back. Richie opened the door. "I can hear you assholes." He said. "Th-thats kinda the p-p-point, Rich." Bill said. "Aw cmon you guys love me." A/N y'all there's a bee right next to me and I don't know what to do SKSIDJEJ "since when?" Eddie asked crossing his arms. "Since forever, Edwardo." Richie replied giving Eddie a noggie. Eddie smiled a little and tried to push Richie away from him but Richie was too heavy. "Alright get off." Eddie said. Surprisingly Richie answered no questions asked. Richie got a notification from an unknown number.
Unknown Number: Hello child of gay
