Weird Shits

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Mikey: Hey guy's Bill and Stan were acting strange

BirdBitch: you do know we're in this, right?

Mikey: they were ignoring each other and Stan sat next to me instead of Bill

B-B-Bill: again Mike we're in this groupchat

Mikey: and they weren't talking to each other

BirdBitch: MIKE FUCKING HANLON

Mikey: oh hey Stan

BirdBitch: omfg I give up

Mikey: So why are you and Bill ignoring eachother

BirdBitch: idk what you're talking about..

Mikey: You wouldn't have put 2 periods if you didn't want us to find out so what's wrong with you two?

Trashmouth: Hey hoes

EddieSpaghetti: Hey guys

JanuaryEmbers: Sup boyos

B-B-Bill: Hey Richie, Eddie, and Bev

Mikey: where have you guys been all day

Trashmouth: long story short Bowers :)

Mikey: YOU WERE AT HENRY BOWERS' HOUSE?!

Trashmouth: EW FUCK NO

Mikey: then where were you

EddieSpaghetti: The nurses office

Mikey: ohhhhhh

BirdBitch: wtf were you doing in the Nurses office

EddieSpaghetti: and wtf was Richie doing kissing Bev

BirdBitch: and wtf was Bill doing friend-zoning me

Trashmouth: and wtf is Eddie doing making a big deal of me and Bev kissing

B-B-Bill: and wtf is Stan talking about

BirdBitch: you know damn well what I'm talking about, Denbrough

B-B-Bill: no I don't Stan

Trashmouth added Pennywhore to the groupchat

Pennywhore: Miss me too much ;)

Trashmouth: nah just this groupchat just need some more ✨Spice ✨

Pennywhore: Then get the fucking spice girls idk-

Pennywhore: SHIT MY GOAT

Trashmouth: HA

BirdBitch: can someone explain to Bill that he's a complete dumbass

B-B-Bill: can someone tell Stanley that he's being oblivious and stupid

BirdBitch: could someone tell Bill that he's the oblivious one

JanuaryEmbers: can someone tell Stan and Bill to stfu and make the fuck oUT

BirdBitch: ...I'm down

BirdBitch deleted a chat

JanuaryEmbers: STANLEY URIS YOU GAY LITTLE FUCK

BirdBitch: wdym

JanauryEmbers: YOU SAID YOU WOULD MAKE OUT WITH BILL

Trashmouth: I mean they already did-

Pennywhore: 👁👄👁🍵✨

JanuaryEmbers: WAIT WHAT

B-B-Bill: THAT WAS ONE TIME

BirdBitch: JNUHGVFTDT YEAH

EddieSpaghetti: So Stanley you're not denying this

BirdBitch: No U_U I'm proud that I made out with my cru- best friend

Pennywhore: WhErE's ThE fLaVoR

B-B-Bill: hold up back up

BirdBitch: ...

B-B-Bill: I'M UR BEST FRIEND

JanuaryEmbers: Stan what were u saying about Bill being a dumbass?

Trashmouth: Bill he fucking likes u, even I Richie Tozier caught onto that

B-B-Bill: oh...

BirdBitch: ;^;

JanuaryEmbers: THANK U RICHIE MY GOD

B-B-Bill: well me too

EddieSpaghetti: huh-

B-B-Bill: I like u too Stan :>





EEEEEE hey guys <3 Don't expect me to update I just got a fight with my best friend and she has my cousin (who I'm super close to) on her side and she just un added me on everything. Ya know what scratch that imma do a write-a-thon. ok cya in the next chapter

-Sophia💖


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