Mikey: hey the single, lonely people are wondering how you taken, not alone peoples date went
BirdBitch: F.Y.I Mike, you and Penny are the only 2 people who are not talking to someone or taken
Mikey: wow
Pennywhore: I feel hurt😿
B-B-Bill: good
Pennywhore: How do I call u people my friends
BirdBitch: HA
Trashmouth: Ben got lucky...
Mikey: and you?
Trashmouth: well...
B-B-Bill: oh Rich I'm so sorry
Trashmouth: HA JUST KIDDING I GOT A KISSY KISS
Mikey: NO WAY
BirdBitch: BRO
Trashmouth: ON THE CHEEK BUT HEY IT'S STILL A PLUS
JanuaryEmbers: WAIT WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
Trashmouth: when u and Ben turned around to take pictures together
Bennyboy: where's Eddie?
Trashmouth: YOU DIDN'T BRING HIM BACK TO HIS HOUSE?!
BennyBoy: Me and Bev thought you were going to do that!!!
JanuaryEmbers: I MEAN HE WAS UR DATE
Trashmouth: you IDIOTS ARE FORGETTING SOMETHING
JanauryEmbers: AND WHAT MIGHT THAT BE
Trashmouth: HIS MOM HATES MY GUTS
Pennywhore: can't blame her
JanuaryEmbers: YES WELL YOU'RE ALSO FORGETTING SOMETHING
Trashmouth: AND WHAT'S THAT
Mikey: hey guys there's no need to fight I can just go pick up Eddie
Trashmouth: SHUT UP HOME SCHOOL
Mikey: you know what that's actually not a bad idea
Pennywhore: yet you're still texting
JanuaryEmbers: YOU'RE FORGETTING MRS. KASPBRAK ALSO HATES ME
Trashmouth: BEN
BennyBoy: ...
EddieSpaghetti: thanks for dropping me off Rich really appreciated it
Trashmouth: I thought Mrs. K hates me and doesn't want me anywhere near u yet we still hang out because we're BaD bOiS
EddieSpaghetti: my mom isn't home
Trashmouth: oH?
EddieSpaghetti: I mean how else do u think I could hang out with u guys dumbass
Trashmouth: that makes sense...
Pennywhore: unlike this whole stupid situation
BirdBitch: agreed
Trashmouth: soo.. Eds
EddieSpaghetti: Eddie
Trashmouth: nah, anyways wanna do it again sometime?
Pennywhore: that's wut she said
EddieSpaghetti: ig so sure Rich
HIIIII :3 how was everyone's week? I don't want to take too much time with this authors note so I'll just finish this up rn. Byeee cya in the next chapter.
-Sophia💖
