Weird Shits

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Before we start I just wanna say that I'm glad that It's just the texting now because the like real story shit ig was super annoying and hard to write, so don't expect a chapter like the sleepover for a while u_u ok enjoy 

Trashmouth: Ello luvs

Birdbitch: loves*

Trashmouth: Chile- anyways so

Mikey: gm guys

Trashmouth: Damn homeschool you do realize it's 11:06 in the morning 

Mikey: I slept in

EddieSpaghetti: :O WOW

Trashmouth: ^

BirdBitch: ^^

Mikey: -.- i gotta go now bye guys

JanuaryEmbers: gays* and cya Mike

EddieSpaghetti: istg Bev if I wasn't on house arrest I would go over there and beat the shit outta you

Trashmouth: y u on house arrest

BirdBitch: why* you*

Trashmouth: yea whatever

BirdBitch: yeah*

Trashmouth: JUST LET EDDIE SPEAK

BirdBitch: Sorry

EddieSpaghetti: So anyways I forgot my fanny pack at Bev's and my mom didn't like that so ya

Birdbitch: yeah*

EddieSpaghetti kicked BirdBitch out of "Weird Shits" 

Trashmouth: Good choice, Eds

EddieSpaghetti: :>

B-B-Bill: Hey

Trashmouth: Heyyyy Bill

EddieSpaghetti: Hi Bill

B-B-Bill: Hey Eddie Hey Rich

B-B-Bill: Where's Stan?

Trashmouth: Eds kicked him out of the groupchat because he kept correcting our spelling errors and it got annoying 

B-B-Bill: Oh

EddieSpaghetti: DON'T CALL ME EDS

Trashmouth: Sorry Eddie spaghetti ;p

EddieSpaghetti: At this point I give up

EddieSpaghetti: Where'd Bill and Bev go?

JanuaryEmbers: Right here

Trashmouth: WhY'd YoU lEaVe

JanuaryEmbers: I didn't you guys were having lovers bonding time so I decided to stay quiet ;>

B-B-Bill: And Bev private texted me saying if I talked she would rip my throat out so I didn't talk

EddieSpaghetti: I- ok-

JanuaryEmbers: WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK?!

B-B-Bill: Shit!

Trashmouth added Pennywhore to the groupchat

Pennywhore: What's up LoSeRs

EddieSpaghetti: Bitch-

JanuaryEmbers: BEGONE tHoT

Trashmouth: He threatened me- 

Pennywhore: He's very weak

JanuaryEmbers: Noted

Trashmouth: Bev-

JanuaryEmbers: Rich-

EddieSpaghetti: Eddie 

Pennywhore: Pennywise

JanuaryEmbers: Ok why are we saying names?

Pennywhore: YoU sTaRtEd It

JanuaryEmbers: NOBODY ASKED

Pennywhore: But-

JanuaryEmbers: SHUT IT PENNY

Pennywhore: Ok- 

BennyBoy: Hey guys

Pennywhore: Hey Benny~

BennyBoy: Bye guys

Pennywhore: No don't worry I'm vegan

Trashmouth: 🤡

EddieSpaghetti: ^

JanuaryEmbers: ^^

B-B-Bill: ^^^ 

Trashmouth: I thought you couldn't talk Bill

JanuaryEmbers: I let him talk just this once

Pennywhore: You guys are idiots 

EddieSpaghetti: ?

Pennywhore: You called me a ClOwN when I know I am I have been one my entire life, literally 😌💅

Trashmouth: Face palm

EddieSpaghetti: I-

JanuaryEmbers added BirdBitch to the groupchat

Trashmouth: Beverly Marsh I feel betrayed 

JanuaryEmbers: I did it for some cookies and speaking of which Stan where's my god damn cookies 

BirdBitch: In the oven 

JanuaryEmbers: YOU SAID THEY WERE READY

BirdBitch: I lied😌

Pennywhore:👏👏👏

BirdBitch: What the fuck-

Pennywhore: Heyooo~

BirdBitch: Oh hell nah I'm out y'all

BirdBitch left the groupchat

Pennywhore: I'M A FUCKING VEGANNNNNN

JanuaryEmebers: We wouldn't care if you were sick and dying so I don't think we care about you being vegan :)

Pennywhore: OuCh

Trashmouth: Damn 

EddieSpaghetti: Wow-

Pennywhore: I'm unbannable so you can't ban me from the groupchat hah!

Trashmouth: Wanna test that theory ;p

Trashmouth kicked Pennywhore from the groupchat

EddieSpaghetti: My HeRo 🤩

Trashmouth: Can ur hero get a kiss for his accomplishment😋😉

EddieSpaghetti: No once is enough

Trashmouth: EDDIE

JanuaryEmbers: o.o 

B-B-Bill: :O

JanuaryEmbers: MY SHIP HAS SAILED

EddieSpaghetti: Shit-

EddieSpaghetti left the groupchat




Hi lovelies! i- that was weird ok anyways here's an update (obviously) and like TYSM FOR 217 READS HGYDGSUY THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO MEEE 💕💕 see y'all in the next chapter!
-Sophia💖









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