[Monastery Group Chat]
Dimitri: Fuck you, Claude.
Claude: When and where, Dimitri?
Sylvain: Don't forget the condoms and don't fuck Claude too hard, we all know he's a virgin.
Dimitri: Lol no. You're so fucking wrong right now.
Raphael: You bang Claude? BRO WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!
Claude: Okay, what is happening?
Hilda: Guys! I don't think Dimitri meant that!
Dimitri: Thank you, Hilda.
Hilda: It's obviously Claude who tops.
Dimitri: Goddamnit.
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