Obi-Wan: do you guys feel that?
Anakin: depends on what your asking me to feel.
Obi-Wan: what?
Anakin: i just ate a spoonful of really hot soup and my tongue is on fire now!
Ahsoka: sometimes i don't even know what to do with you master.
Anakin: whatever
Obi-Wan: anyyyywaaaayys... i feel a disturbance in the force.
Anakin: is it good or bad?
Ahsoka: obviously bad! why else would he contact us?
Obi-Wan: Ahsoka is right, i sense a presence....a presence i haven't felt since...
Ahsoka: since.....?
Anakin: Master, are you ok?
Obi-Wan: Naboo!
Ahsoka: ok what?
Anakin: uh oh!
Ahsoka: am i the only one who doesn't know what's going on here?
Obi-Wan: Maul!
Anakin: no way! that dude was soooo cool! his double bladed lightsaber is super cool!
Obi-Wan: Anakin!
Ahsoka: i'm sorry, who's Maul?
Obi-Wan: he's a dark lord of the Sith. i killed him years ago but it seems that he is still alive!
Ahsoka: AND HE HAD A DOUBLE BLADED LIGHTSABER!
Anakin: ikr! so cool!
Obi-Wan: ok whatever!
Anakin: can we add him to this chat? i wanna meet him!!!
Obi-Wan: fine! but do not let him know that i am here!
Ahsoka: i get to meet an actual Sith lord!
Anakin: what do you mean Snips? You've met Count Dooku!
Ahsoka: he's weak! don't you ever wonder why i call him Count Sleemo?!
Anakin: true
Obi-Wan: anywayyyyyss...
~Anakin added Maul to the chat~
Maul: what's this?!
Ahsoka: yooooo!
Maul: what is this? and who are you!
Anakin: yo! remember me?!
Maul: ah yes, Skywalker...
Anakin: hi.. i don't think we've met...?
Maul: i remember you! i almost ran over you with my speeder.
Anakin: THAT WAS YOU!
Maul: well yes, the old me.
Ahsoka: he is so much cooler now!
Maul: i'm sorry, you are?
Ahsoka: My name is Ahsoka, Master Skywalkers padawan.
Anakin: i'm anakin, Master Kenobi's old apprentice.
Maul: ah so Kenobi is alive...
Anakin: yep and he's in this group chat too!
Maul: Kenobi....
Obi-Wan: hello there 🙃
Maul: KENOOOOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Obi-Wan: anakin why did you have to announce my name? i specifically told you not to!
Anakin: eh, it was fun to see Maul's reaction!
Obi-Wan: actually Darth Maul.
Maul: No kenobi, you've got it wrong. Formally Darth, now just Maul!
Ahsoka: he's.... so..... cooooooool!
Maul: thank you padawan.
Ahsoka: do you think we could all hang out one day! 😃
Obi-Wan: no i don't think that's a good idea...
Anakin: yes! i really want to meet this guy Obi.
Obi-Wan: ok 1. never ever call me Obi!
2. he's a Sith lord! he killed my master!
Ahsoka: but i've never met a Sith beforrrreeee!
Anakin: saaaaaaamme
Maul: i'm ok with it.
Ahsoka: seeeeee! even he's ok with it!
Anakin: yo! can i invite the chancellor to come too?
Obi-Wan: *sighs* fine whatever i'll go, but i'm still cautiously optimistic.
Ahsoka: yaaaay! where we gonna meet up?
Maul: Dathomir
Anakin: Naboo
Obi-Wan: Mandalore
Ahsoka: wow ok you guys can decide upon yourself. idc where we go.
Anakin: what's Dathomir?
Maul: my home planet.
Anakin: does it have sand..?
Maul: as far as i know, no.
Anakin: Dathomir it is then.
Obi-Wan: i have a bad feeling about this.
sorry i haven't updated in awhile. my sleep schedule has been all over the place and i'm just now getting to hang out with my friends again!
thank you guys for the support!!
~ Andy
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Fanfictionthe title is the description! basically just random things that i think of because i don't want to for get them! Some of them might be funny, and some of them might be serious, or a little of both! BTW, this is from my other account that got shut do...
