Kenobi: YOU'RE THE FATHER?!
Ahsoka: i knew it.
Anakin: you did not!
Kenobi: YOU'RE THE FATHER!!
Anakin: YOU'RE STILL YELLING!!?
Kenobi: i shouldn't be surprised, i always knew something was going on between you two!
Anakin: just like you and Satine?
Maul: sorry about that by the way! 😬
Kenobi: well we didn't have a kid!
Anakin: uhmm-
Ahsoka: what about that Korkie kid. He claims to be Satine's nephew, but i don't buy it for a second.
Kenobi: well-
Anakin: yea Ahsoka's right.
Kenobi: you see-
Maul: oooh! i killed your baby's mother? that strikes even harder.
Kenobi: wha- she's not my-
Ahsoka: Korkies jawline looks exactly like you!
Anakin: don't forget about the hair!
Maul: and the eyes!
Kenobi: anything els-
Anakin: he looks like a combination of you and Satine! I can see it now-
Ahsoka: Satine Kenobi!
Anakin: Korkie Kenobi!
Maul: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Kenobi: that's my name...
Anakin: EXACTLY! YOU GUYS ARE MARRIED JUST LIKE ME AND PADME!!
Kenobi: YOU'RE MARRIED!!
Ahsoka: YOU DIDN'T KNOW!
Anakin: WAIT, YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!?
Kenobi: WELL OBVIOUSLY NOT!
Anakin: dang... it was supposed to be a secret!
Ahsoka: a secret indeed Master. Can't believe you actually thought that i didn't know!
Anakin: well...
Kenobi: YOURE MARRIED?!
Anakin: YOU HAVE A SON?
Kenobi: YOU HAVE A WIFE!?
Anakin: YOU MADE FRIENDS WITH THE ENEMY?!
Kenobi: YOU WERE FRIENDS WITH THE ULTIMATE SITH LORD?!
Anakin: UH- YOU- LOVE A DEAD PERSON!
Kenobi: Anakin.....
Ahsoka: that got deep.
Maul: deep indeed.
Kenobi: well Maul killed him!
Maul: because you "killed" me!
Kenobi: "killed"! do i need to remind you that you actually killed Satine!
Ahsoka: do i need to remind ALL of you, that we came here as friends!!
Maul: what are friends?
Kenobi: you have friends?
Anakin: I have friends?!
Kenobi: *mentally facepalms*
Ahsoka: uhhhhh sooooo Padmés pregnant, Anakin and Padmé are married, Satine and Obi-Wan love each other, and they also had a baby, so in conclusion-
Kenobi: i'm better than Anakin.
Anakin: WHA-
Maul: true
Anakin: says the disabled Sith Lord!
Maul: says the delusional "Chosen One"! Oh, may i remind you that you have a metal arm?
Anakin: you're whole lower half is metal!
Maul: you lost to Dooku!
Anakin: you lost to a PADAWAN!!
Maul: your master didn't abandon you!
Ahsoka: that's a bad thing.
Maul: i know. i couldn't come up with anything else.
Kenobi: ANAKIN IS MARRIED TO PADME?!
Anakin: here we go again!
Ahsoka: i'm gonna go to the ship, let me know when one of you dies!
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Fanfictionthe title is the description! basically just random things that i think of because i don't want to for get them! Some of them might be funny, and some of them might be serious, or a little of both! BTW, this is from my other account that got shut do...
