Ahsoka: ummm i still don't see a light.
Kenobi: so?
Ahsoka: soooo.....am i deformed of something? is there something wrong with me?
Kenobi: not necessarily.
Ahsoka: oh wait! i am drawn to that door for some reason.
~ Ahsoka runs over to the door ~
Ahsoka: woah hey guy do you see this-
~ she stops when she turns around to find out that the other two weren't there ~
Ahsoka: Master Kenobi and Maul alone together? That should end well.
~~~
Kenobi: soooooo.....
Maul: so?
Kenobi: um, what are you doing on Dathomir?
Maul: it's my home planet.
Kenobi. right.....
Maul: sorry
Kenobi: what?
Maul: sorry for killing your master and girlfriend.
Kenobi: SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Maul: well you sure seemed to love her.
Kenobi: i...i did.
Maul: hmph
Kenobi: why are you sorry? surely that's not a Sith trait.
Maul: i'm not longer a Sith. Palpa- Sidious killed my mother and brother, he made me what i am today. Now that he's dead i feel like a weight lifted off my shoulders.
Kenobi: would you cons-
Maul: nope. i am not a Sith, but i'm not going to be a Jedi.
Kenobi: very well. I still don't see anything.
Maul: you're a Jedi Master, you do not get one.
Kenobi: then why am i here?
Maul: you agreed. i only asked.
Kenobi: oh my...
Maul: i mean, unless you want to see visions of your girlfriend.
Kenobi: no. no. i'm good.
Maul: hehehe
Kenobi: what!
Maul: you didn't deny that she was your girlfriend.
Anakin: OBI-WAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!
Kenobi: Anakin? What happened? What did you see?
Anakin: YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Kenobi: what- no!
Anakin: OBI AND SATINE SITTING IN A TREE K.I.S.S.I.N.G!
Kenobi: ~sighs~ you see what you've created?
Maul: this is amusing.
Anakin: well i have news...
Kenobi: What is it Anakin?
Anakin: Padmés...pregnant...
Kenobi: who's the father?
Anakin: me-
Kenobi: WHAT?!?
Anakin: Oh SHI-
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Fanfictionthe title is the description! basically just random things that i think of because i don't want to for get them! Some of them might be funny, and some of them might be serious, or a little of both! BTW, this is from my other account that got shut do...
