the title is the description! basically just random things that i think of because i don't want to for get them! Some of them might be funny, and some of them might be serious, or a little of both! BTW, this is from my other account that got shut do...
WARNING: SOME SPOILERS FOR JEDI: FALLEN ORDER! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Maul: welcome Kenobi, to my world.
Kenobi: ummmm ok
Anakin: Obi-Wan
Kenobi: What?!
Anakin: what did the council say about Jar Jar Binks being a Sith Lord?
Kenobi: nothing yet, the signal here isn't that great tbh.
Ahsoka: this planet is creepy but cool at the same time.
Anakin: you're telling me.
Maul: Where you guys at?
Anakin: I have no idea.
Kenobi: We're on a huge rock and it seems the only way we're going to get to the other side is if we climb up some vines of some sort.
Maul: Ah yes, i know where you are.
(It's the Dathomir setting in Jedi: Fallen Order.)
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Anakin: Ok we have climbed now what?
Ahsoka:oh! look at the temple over there!
Maul: Wait don't go over there, not without me. You'll need guidance from a person who lives on the planet.
Kenobi: How far away are you? Anakin doesn't like waiting especially when there's something really cool.
Maul: Just tell him that there is a Night Sister who hates Jedi.
Anakin: Nope. No way. Nuh-uh. We are not going in there.
Ahsoka: i don't care! it's a temple! there might be treasure.
Maul: Relax Skywalker, she wont hurt you if i lead you into the temple.
Kenobi: Ignore Anakin, hes always like this!
Maul: And they call him the'Chosen One'?
Kenobi: I question it too.
Anakin: Hey!?
Ahsoka: I'm sorry master, they're right!
Maul: OK follow me, there are some obstacles so be careful. Also there might be poisonous spiders but they wont hurt you if you don't hurt them
Anakin: SPIDERS?!?!?!?
Everyone except Anakin: SHUT UP!
Anakin: Jeez ok.
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(The four travel across the Dathomir setting and come across an old man dressed in dirty cloaks with a hood over his head.)
Old Man (OM): There's been no one here for so long.
Maul: I live here you old fool.
OM: My apologies, my brain has been decaying ever since i crash landed on this planet.
(The three Jedi look at Maul in confusion. Maul shrugs)
OM: I see you have lightsabers, i haven't seen those in a long time, that must make you Jedi.
(Maul holds himself back from lunging at the man)
Anakin: OK enough of this, who are you really?
Ahsoka: master!
OM: it's ok young one, people like him come across me all the time, including this one kid, um i think his name is Cal?
Maul: What about Merrin?
OM: ~scoffs~ that witch? She got scared that the young Jedi would destroy Dathomir so she raised the dead.
Kenobi: and the boy?
OM: He ran off, without his lightsaber.
Kenobi: Do you know where to? he might be in danger.
OM: How should i know, my link to the force has been cut!
Anakin: You have the force.
OM: HAD the force.
Maul: ~ignites his saber~ WHO ARE YOU?
(The old man takes off his cloaks)
OM: I am Taron Malicos
Maul: You!
Taron: Everyone said you were dead, Darth Maul.
Kenobi: ok what in the blazes is going on here?
Maul: He stole the nightbrothers after my mother was killed.
Anakin: woah dude.
Taron: Aren't you the prophesized 'Chosen One'? You don't look like much.
Anakin: oh yea?
Kenobi: ANAKIN!
Ahsoka: Um guys, what's circling around us?
Merrin: You dare trespass, Jedi!
Maul: Merrin, what's this hag doing here?
Merrin: The Jedi ruined our village, killed our sisters, murdered your mother, and you bring them here?
Maul: It wasn't the Jedi or else i wouldn't bring them here!
Merrin: Ignite your lightsabers!
(Everyone ignites their lightsabers to show their colors. Anakin, Kenobi, and Ahsoka look over at Taron, whose lightsaber is red)
Anakin: TRAITOR!
Merrin: as i suspected, the blue and green lightsabers were the ones i saw murder our village.
Kenobi: Grievous!
Ahsoka: It wasn't us! it was a cyborg named General Grievous who works for the Separatists! Somebody show her a picture.
Kenobi: Here! Is this who you were looking for?
Merrin: yes. ~looks at Taron~ you are a traitor, a liar!
(She uses magic and he sinks deep into the soil of Dathomir)
Anakin: Holy Shi-
Kenobi: Anakin!
Merrin: You Jedi will face a test once you go in there, you have been warned!
(Merrin disappears)
Ahsoka: Well that was something!
Maul: Let's go.
A/N: Sorry i haven't updated in awhile. i've been playing games with my friends a lot more now so that takes up like all my free time! Also this chapter wasn't really that funny, it was kinda serious, but i just finished Fallen Order and it was so good so i had to put some kind of story in here!
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