"yo nep we need your help" meenah said, looking up at nepeta who was staring at the three of them intensely.
"I've forgotten my quirk! And I have so little characterization that without it I've forgotten who I am!" Porrim cried.
An evil grin spread across Nepeta's face.
":33 < so now you come crying to me for help..." She laughed like an anime villain.
"the fuck are you on aboat?" meenah asked.
":33 < if you want my help you are going to SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH!" Nepeta screamed. ":33 < Who's in charge here, huh? Me! Check out my fucking THRONE!"
"Look, we just really need your help" Porrim said. Latula said nothing. She just slunk off into the background. Maybe she's going to cry in the corner for more days.
":33 < Kn33l." Nepeta commanded.
Porrim and Meenah looked at each other for a moment before they obliged and kneeled before nepeta.
":33 < good. now stay that way." she said.
At that moment a faint buzzing was heard. Everybody looked up. Well, everybody except Cronus and Aranea, they were still stuck in their loop. But everybody else looked up. Could this bee the return of the missing couple? Is there anything else it possibly could bee?
I've got good news for you. This chapter isn't long enough so you won't have to wait until next time to find out!
Unless of course, I pad it out with meta commentary, like I'm doing right now. Maybe I could just keep this up long enough to-
THE DOOR OF THE THRONE ROOM BURST OPEN AND THERE STOOD BARRY BEE BENSON AND MITUNA CAPTOR!
Shit that didn't work, maybe I can make it so you don't find out what they do until next time-
"King Nepeta! Cease this regime at once!" Barry shouted.
":33 < what regime?" Nepeta countered.
They both yelled and leapt at each other. Mituna stood back, mouth agape. He was so in love... Barry was fighting... for him!
After a very quick all out brawl, Nepeta managed to pin Barry to the floor. Mituna watched in horror as she pointed a finger at him.
":33 < is that the best you've got?" She asked.
"No..." Barry coughed. "This is..."
He threw a piece of plastic at the chair behind nepeta, hoping for a greenscreened in explosion to appear. But no such luck.
"WH47 7H3 5U2CK W43 7H47?" Mituna asked.
Nepeta shakes her head and throws Barry right up against the Throne of lies.
":33 < any last words?" She asks.
"Wait..." Barry says, reading one of the sticky notes. "This says... This says that Jerry Seinfeld is immortal!"
":33 < yeah, so?" Nepeta asks.
"That... is NOT A LIE!" Barry exclaims. "Meaning that this is NO LONGER A THRONE OF LIES! It's just a regular chair with sticky notes on it! Meaning that you are no longer the ruler!"
Nepeta's eyes widen in shock as Meenah and Porrim stand up, and everyone surrounds her, cracking their knuckles.
"youre fucked mate" Meenah says.
