Summary: Sarah and Alex are arguing who the best aunt was and things start to escalate a bit.
Warnings: Language and a bit of Violence maybe??
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__________________"Can you both, JUST, SHUT UP!?" Kate Kane yelled from the kitchen island. Earning a glare from the 2 women in the living room, Kate rolled her eyes and went back to drinking her beer. "You know I'm the best aunt, Lance!" Alex Danvers yelled. "No way, Danvers! I'm the greatest and bestest aunt!" Sara yelled back. "How long do you think they're going to keep this up?" Maggie whispered to the married couple sitting on the couch with a 1 year old girl.
"Who knows? But if you ask me, I don't want it to stop. It's very entertaining!" Lena replied. "I agree!" Kara stated. Maggie rolled her eyes and started heading towards the kitchen. "Look Lance! I'm a specially trained, badass agent and Director of a secret government organization! AND the sister of the ONE AND ONLY Supergirl!" Alex yelled. "Hey! Don't drag me into your guys argument!" Kara yelled from the couch.
"Shut up, Kara!"
"You TWO. DID. NOT. Just tell MY Wife. To Shut up." Lena yelled at the two women. Watching the two women look at her, Lena held back a smirk. "Hold her Winn." Lena ordered, as she got up from the couch and handed her daughter to her uncle. "Yes Ma'am!" Winn stated not wanting to get on Lena's bad side. "Come on kiddo, let's go and play with that ball I got you." Winn whispered, heading out of the room with the 1 year old.
"Get the popcorn, Kane! Oh and my phone!" Maggie ordered, ignoring the glare from Lena. "Okay, I'm going to go and play with the baby. You coming Barry?" Iris asked getting up from the floor. "Yeah." Barry answered. "Wait for me!" A few others screamed, quickly scrambling out of the living room. "Lena, honey, calm down." Kara softly said. "Not now, Kara. I'm going to kick their asses!" Lena growled.
Rao, that's hot, Kara thought."Maggie, help me out here!" Alex begged, looking at her girlfriend. "Sorry, Danvers. You got yourself in this mess." Maggie replied with a grin. "Ava?" Sara asked. "Nope." Ava quickly responded, walking over to where Kate and Maggie were. "Oh, the rejection!" Kate mumbled, with a smirk on her face. "Okay, Lena, how about we talk about this??" Alex asked backing up, as Lena stepped forward. Wait, I'm a freaking ex-assassin and Captain of the Legends so why am I afraid of Lena fucking Luthor, Sarah thought.
"Kara, can you, um, I don't know, maybe stop your wife from hurting us?" Sarah asked, almost pleading. "We all know that Little Danvers wouldn't tell her wife to stop, from hurting both of you." Maggie stated. "True, all I care is if she's having fun." Kara shrugged. "Kara! Please!!" The two women begged. "I don't know." Kara mumbled.
"Kara, you brat!" Alex screamed.
"Oh! Get her Little Luthor!" Maggie yelled.
"Yes! Nice left hook!" Ava shouted.
"Beat their asses, you badass, boss, bitch!" Kate screamed.
The women cheered as the fight began. "Maggie? Are- Are you livestreaming??" Kara asked. "Oh course, I am! I'ma also post it on Twitter and Instagram later, Little Danvers!!"
"You better not Maggie!! It's gonna-"
"Ruin your reputation. We know! Now shut up, and get your head in the game!" Everyone yelled.
"You guys know we can't! Kara will make our death more painful and slowly if we punch or hurt Lena!!" The two women yelled. "You're dang, right about that!" Kara agreed, stuffing her face with food.
"OH MY GOD!!"
Someone screamed, earning each of women's attention.
"GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!"
Hearing those screams, the 7 women got up and went running down the hall.
"Maggie get your-"
"On it Danvers." Maggie said getting her gun out.
With Kate gripping a batarang she kicked the door down, each of them barged into the room. Watching the scene unfold they saw the Luthor-Danvers baby flying around the room with Winn hanging onto her.
"Oh my God!!" Lena screamed, with joy. "Great Rao!" Kara grinned. With the women lowering their weapons, they started smiling. "Can someone help me??" Winn asked, not letting go of the baby.
"So are we just going to ignore the fire that's stared around the stuffed animals??" Kate asked. "Oh, uh, Barry??" Kara asked. "On it, Kar." Barry stated, using his speed to get a fire extinguisher. "Hey, uh, Maggie? Did you actually stream the fight?" Kara asked hold the baby.
"Oh yeah! Check my Insta!" Maggie grinned, handing her phone to Kara.
"Oh Rao!! Look at the comments!" Kara smirked.
ilovesgirl: Holly Shit!! Who knew Luthor could fight!? *laughing emoji*
theoneandonlyjj: Damn, To think that Alex Danvers was fearless!
"Here's another one!!" Barry yelled.
supergay172: The way Kara just let's her wife kick her sister's ass! I- I just can't!! XD
"What the heck Maggie!?"
"I think you all wanna check CATCO's Instagram page..." Kara said, making everyone get their phones.
*video of Maggie's livestream*
catco_worldwide_media:
Video of @detectiveswayer's shows what's going on in the Luthor-Danvers household. What made @lenaluthorceo snap?? Was the blonde flirting with her woman? Did her sister-in-law prank her or something?? @lenaluthorceo, @karadanverscatco, @detectiveswayer, we want to know! We need answers!"Oh shit! The comments!!" Maggie chuckled.
shesababe: Oh, let Cat Grant interview them!!
gayswillrise: I- That was hot! Not gonna lie! But, DAMN!! Good luck, Agent Danvers and hot blonde
"Uh, Kara why did Cat Grant text me saying that she wants an interview with us five, when I don't have her number??"
"Wait! How does she have my number!?" Alex stood shocked looking at her phone.
"Well, she is Cat Grant, Danvers! She has all our numbers, somehow!" Maggie stated.
"So, babe? Wanna do the interview or??"
"Of course! I wanna tell the whole world on how I kicked Agent Danvers' ass!" Lena smirked.
"Shut it Luthor!"
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