Tale of Romances

Chapter 6: Pontiff Sulyvahn

//Chapter six time. Evalyn here I wann SAY thanks for the stars and arate of ther story. I have nmothing more to say rn. I had rtice for lunch tho and it was really nice./ Anyways back to the story

I look through the profiles. No no no... Theyare so boringh compared to the past romances that I had. Chills, Yummer., Dr moira O'Deorain, Dell Latitude E6420 Laptop, and now Yuri. Swip Swip Swipe. I get a phone call from my gay best ftriend I kept mdentioning in my previous thoughtas.\

"Hello?" I answer quitelyt but quickly. 

"Hye whats up yo" he said. His name was Irwin,we met in a park and said I had a cool acccent and told him I was from England and he said that was cool and didnt bully me for beign british. Afterwards he introduced me to In n Out and we ate namals fries and a burger.  He told me he was gay afterwards. I never seen him with another man so I doubted it at first but I donmt think abnout it anymore.

"Hey Irwin im on tinder its pretty cool. I just want to find a partner for luife, you kwnmow? Im so tired of being alone and I wish to be loved and I want to care for them and have many babies. Sorry I talk alot haha" I giggle but cover the pain of not being wanted at all by anyone including my best friend irwin. I tend to overreact on things but thats how life is esopecially right now/. "It's cool Yo."

I smiled as he said those three words. He was one cool dude I sqwaer. I pressed my face into my fortnite shets and hang up ther phone./ Man whAT A true legend. I go back to Tinder to see if his vopice gave me a stroke of luck to find mr OR MRS righgt. Afgter all I amk Bisexual. I put my Midnight chorcoal ebony dark hair with tiny tiny smol baby bangs in a ponytail and contuine on my search. 

After it all i stop on this man. I didnt read much of his Bio but it said he was NINE FOOT. Woah! He was so tall! I was only 5'6 and ghim being so tall is such a tall legend. Tall boys are so hot! I swiped right on him but we didnt match. How could he! I was Elbaymn and I have so much to give and- Oh he accepted.

I giggled to the thought of hjim wanting to me and I message him.

"Hey  ;)" 

"Hello" he replied back quickly. There was little to no charm to his message but that makeshim so mysterious. 

"Whats up?"

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"Lmao okay. WannA go on a date?"

"Ok"

"Where to?"

"We can go to the mall or something."

"cool" I blushed and I was ready to meet this TALL guy and his interests in uhhh something but I will learn that soon enough. I get on my knees to pray to Jesus for the other chance at love. Thank you god I love thee blessing that you givceth upoin thee. My everlobving love flows only for you anfd that tall guy Im gonna meet. In God's name I say Amen. 

I get up and take a bath this time. I used a bath bomb for I like the color and effect like glitter! It waas homemade that my friend Irwin made. i go to sleep and prepare for the next day. 

The day is here and I wear a blouse from Kohl's that was black that matched my dark hair. I wore white pants for Im noty on my period so it wpouldnt stain through. I then put on red heels and then do my kmnakeup which was the right amount of perfect for my date. 

I get in my car and go to the mall. Due to COVID-19 only two stores were open. Claires and game stop which IO say as a really gopod win for me. I like to by the FNaF plushies from GameStop and Claire has the cutest jewerlu for a good price. I sdee my date and hes a bit shorter than I expected. I never met a nine foot guy but I expected..... more?

"Hey" I say shlying waving at him. He looks down at me and waves back. 

"Let's see down" wer sit dopwn at a bench. He is wearing some clothes I do not recoginze. Maybe he made it himself or he got it at goodwill OR GOT IT AT WALMART. thank god I moved on from that. 

"So do you listen to any music?"

"I like the soft but great musics of Cathedral choir of latin horrors"

"Oh oka. You like god?"

"God?"
"yeah like jesus." i said and smiuled sweetly at him with a little sparkle in my eye as i smile sweet;y/ 

"Jesus is not real" my smile fades AS he LIES to me.  How dare. I get up from my sit and drop my hotdog on a stick and pink frozen lemonade. He turns to me and tilts his head and scoffs at my mess.

:"Ypu really are a mess Evelyn. And to be;ieve I wanted an easy lay. What a shame."

EASY LAY? I spit on my leg and run off but also stayed around long enough for him to slip on my pink lemoande and thjen I laughed at him. Who is the messy one now?

I go back to my car and quickly uninstall Tinder. What a waste of timeand to think I wanted to settle down with this tall dude with no common interests with me. Who even likes gothic church music? No offense god but that doesnt slap as Panic at the Duisco. 

I ponder my thoughts and while doing so I crash into another car. 

"@4*!"i cursed to myself and get out of the car.  What the hell someone hit the front of the car! I look over to argue with the other drive and my eyes widen. 

"No..." I cover my mouth as I see a tall pale woman with her hair slicked back and wore a dark purple suit. 

"Oh evelkyn. I see thast ypou are as stupid as ever. How was your liufe? Hmm>? Still some loser that makes little to no m,oney? Pathetic. I however have much money where I will throw awy this car for I have six more cars and I can buy three more/. Also thnery are telsas." She glared ans gave me an evil gerin. 

I held back my tears as I wouldnt give hber that happiness that she would give me pain. "Go aweay Moria!"

She slaps me hard 

"Dr Moira O'Deorain. Remember that Eblyn. Now your place. if you exzcuse me, I have a cool exclusivbe party to attend you."

"NO! TYOU CANNOT PARTY DURING THIS COVID."

"Silly girl. Its under the respected limit for a gathering. I'm nbot an idiot like you. Now goodbye." within a flash, she fades away in a snap/  ;leaving her car here. I couldnt take her really nice car for the keys were missing.\

I go back home with my car and screamned into my lazy boy's couch's pillow. I gotta get my car fixed/. Love will come to a pause. I wish to drive in style not like my ex chinese neighbors. 

//Did you like that Moira came bacfk? I dod and you should know at this point she is the main villain in this story against Evalkyn, me. Chapter 7 will sooin be out. Thank you for yout patienc cec <3 <e <3