Race: Hey Albert i'm not going to school today! Come with me to the doctors to get a certificate
Albert: oh ok
Doctor: right what's your problem
Race: knowing what he's about to do
Albert: looking around
Race: He has coronavirus
Albert: WHAT
Doctor: OH MY GOD
Albert: NO NO I DON'T HAVE IT
Doctor: on the phone. AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE
Albert: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
Doctor: CODE RED! CODE RED!
Albert: NO CODE RED NOO
Race: absolutely pissing himself.
